The worst thing a woman can say to a man?

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  • blondeinnj
    blondeinnj Posts: 3,215 Member
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    I'm going shopping
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    "Whose panties are these...cause they certainly aren't mine"
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
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    It's ok, your best friend did it longer, maybe you could get some pointers, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Instead of going to visit your family, let's go to the swingers club
  • missyw007
    missyw007 Posts: 49 Member
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    Your brother is cute! Single?
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    My girlfriend is moving in -- you can sleep in the spare room
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    "Did you find my keys while you were in there?"
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    My boyfriend asked me to stop taking my birth control pills a few months ago -- you could be a daddy Honey.....
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
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    So what's your take on dogs and peanut butter?
  • ericrathbun
    ericrathbun Posts: 2 Member
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    My other boyfriend does it like this
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Damn it, it's itching again
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Look Honey, I made $3000 dollars last night -- only met up with 8 guys
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
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    "daddy, don't touch me there!"
  • mattyc772014
    mattyc772014 Posts: 3,543 Member
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    I have a case of the blue waffle.
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
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    nothing ... at all, or maybe a really maniacal laugh.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    You don't mind if my seeing eye dog Hamlet stays in the same room, do you?
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    Wait here while I go get a knife
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Her: Honey, I'm pregnant
    Him: How? we havent had sex yet!
    Her: Oh yeahh
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    Why do you smell like fish?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    C'mon...Really??? :open_mouth:

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