We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She couldn't even remember we were dating0
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Always wanted me to call him big poppa0
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I remembered we were dating....so i hit myself with a pan to forget0
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Every time she spoke I'd pee my pants a little!0
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Lol, you two are hilarious. Fab forgot about me too, her amnesia was pretty convenient of an excuse0
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her standards were too high0
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I found out he wasn't really Dead and moved on to another thread!0
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Told me I needed to set my standards high, I see how it is, you just wanted a reason to break up!0
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She thought I was stalking...I thought we were dating0
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He thought peeping in windows and watching me sleep was dating!0
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I thought things were going well and she called the cops0
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He's doing time and isn't allowed conjugal visits!0
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kept using the ole "we'll get in trouble if we do that in the visitation room line"0
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Got me in trouble and thrown in jail just to be close to me! Romantic but NOT cool Man!!!0
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doing time changed her! She started carrying a shank0
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He was kinda jealous that I was a badass on the inside and had to protect him from being someone else's Beyotch!!0
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she started becoming dominating and aggressive and would pimp me out for cigarettes0
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He found out that the cigarettes were for my other Lover named Bulldog! Did you forget that I dont smoke Honey?0
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I snitched on Bulldog and got him thrown in the hole0
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But your so purdy...do we have to split up...I want to keep ya0
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That was the last straw! I'm breaking up with you again!!!0
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she didn't want to work through our problems0
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Didn't seem very ... um ... stable0
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I was getting out for "Good" behavior, I cant associate with Criminals!!!0
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She had a nasty temper, she broke all the fine China in the house and then made me walk on the shards barefoot!0
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she freaked when I broke a few dishes0
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He got mad and broke my Grandmother's Antique Italian China!0
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She told me she was a Russian princess and I had to help her recover her royal jewellery worth billions, yep.... It was all a scam0
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gold digger0
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She reported me to the Feds!0
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