We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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It was constructive criticism0
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He was in Love with this Awesome chick named Slim! I just couldn't compete!0
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She wanted to have a swinging party0
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She hated my pet Monkeys and the fact that I threw them fun parties!0
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Her idea of a fun party was wasting a minimum of 3000 bucks!0
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She was a Gazillionaire but oh so Cheap!!!0
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I wasn't ever invited to her fantastic parties0
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Was way too shy
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She introduced her hot sister to me...0
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Wanted me to be a stepford wife0
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Was too insecure ...0
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Thought I was insecure
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Wasn't insecure enuff0
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She got her Groove back and dumped me for some young Stallion!0
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Wasn't into threesomes when I came by with the young stallion (I'm not into 3somes either but thought it was funny lol)
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She was just a tease! So her Young Stallion and I ended up running away together!0
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She was a cougar0
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I hated being called a Cougar and ended up punching him in the mouth!
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She was a fighter but didn't punch hard0
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I punched too hard0
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she beat me black and blue! I always had to say I fell0
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She was too rough in the boudoir! I always ended up with bruises
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She bruised too easy and her family thought I mistreated her.0
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He left me after my three older sisters threatened to remove his Jewels!0
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She kept her past exes' "jewels" in a pickle jar0
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She accidentally put them in the tuna salad!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She accidentally put them in the tuna salad!
Mental image ingrained now. Lmfao!
She went on tour with her standup comedy and I was her material.0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She accidentally put them in the tuna salad!
Mental image ingrained now. Lmfao!
She went on tour with her standup comedy and I was her material.
We broke up because you hated my music0 -
He didn't like my singing to his music0
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