THE RAPTURE!!

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  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
    Let me check my "Surpriz-O-meter"...

    Nada, zip, goose egg, *kitten* the bed, epic fail....


    People have got to frickin' wake up and grow an effin brain....

    That is all...
  • HaleyAlli
    HaleyAlli Posts: 911 Member
    lol no duh XD If that man had actually read the Bible once in his life he would never have come up with that bullsh!t...
  • tproctor
    tproctor Posts: 90 Member
    According to this article, the rapture will roll out in time zones!!! It will start at 6pm tonight in New Zealand and move west so it occurs in every time zone at 6pm! I had no idea that God was a fan of Greenwich Mean Time, but, hey, you learn something every day! The good new is, I live in the eastern time zone so I will have a 5 hour warning and plenty of time to get my crap in a pile! http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/21/christian-movement-prepares-doomsday/
  • sarahs440
    sarahs440 Posts: 405
    It is already passed 6 pm new zealand time, it is actually Sunday there right now. lol
  • traceybett
    traceybett Posts: 206 Member
    LOL! My daughter was just asking what this man's thoughts were about time zones! Tooo funny.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Well on to 2012
  • Smittyinthesun
    Smittyinthesun Posts: 120
    The rapture is on my cheat day so that works out perfect for me.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I'm still planning on looting.
  • roylawrence87
    roylawrence87 Posts: 970 Member
    Darn, and I wanted to go home...:ohwell:
  • IrishEyes68
    IrishEyes68 Posts: 31 Member
    I thought the time zone thing was made up, lol!

    Wow...well no work monday I guess...well that is if I am a chosen one :drinker:
  • Panda_Jack
    Panda_Jack Posts: 829 Member
    Awww man, I had my zombie busting kit all ready to go!

    banana_hammock2.jpg

    Oh, wait... that's my banana hammock. :tongue:
  • mccorml
    mccorml Posts: 622 Member
    wonder how ticked that preacher is gonnna be....like shiiiii i was wrong on this one anyone want some punch?
  • micki59
    micki59 Posts: 25
    I'm just testing my signature here..:flowerforyou:
  • SarahRuth♥
    SarahRuth♥ Posts: 609 Member
    It is already passed 6 pm new zealand time, it is actually Sunday there right now. lol

    Sorry... ignore that... :D
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
    I'm still planning on looting.

    ROTFLMFAO!!!
  • edorice
    edorice Posts: 4,519 Member
    Man, I've training to out run zombies and it ain't happening today?! :explode:
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    The Rapture = Jesus Troll

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  • mescla
    mescla Posts: 56
    Jesus freaks, you are up!!
  • atomiclauren
    atomiclauren Posts: 689 Member
    He did set a "back up" date for October 21, 2011...just in case! Oh wait -- he already "calculated" and failed in 1994...!

    So are they going to go out all Heaven's Gate style...ya know, just to save face? :sick:
  • FairyMiss
    FairyMiss Posts: 1,812 Member
    i am waiting for the press confrence to be announce where he gets up and says "oops my bad"
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    The guy is clearly a fake and there will be even more fakes before Christ comes back. The Bible clearly states that no one knows the exact time when Christ is coming back. Not the angels in Heaven nor the Son Himself. Only God the Father knows and He ain't telling.
  • vpsmith14
    vpsmith14 Posts: 71
    The rapture is on my cheat day so that works out perfect for me.

    I completely laughed right out loud on this!!! Tomorrow is my cheat day, sure hope I make it there to enjoy it.

    Tricia
  • Bjornulf
    Bjornulf Posts: 29
    I am thinking that maybe he forgot to calculate in the leap year cycles. He may also have been using either a Julian or Gregorian calender, both of which could account for his total idiocy; er...i mean his lack of proper calculations. Get onboard with the Mayans already!

    21 December 2012!

    They at least had cool masks and a through an awesome party....

    This post is not meant to slander/offend any Mayans. All others may be offended and/or slandered in the best manner that they see fit.
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    The Rapture = Jesus Troll

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    Hahahaha :laugh: :laugh:

    Oh man.. Between this and the banana hammock, I'm on the floor!
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    The Rapture = Jesus Troll

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    Hahahaha :laugh: :laugh:

    Oh man.. Between this and the banana hammock, I'm on the floor!
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg612/scaled.php?tn=0&server=612&filename=bwdje.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

    This is why it didn't happen.
  • roylawrence87
    roylawrence87 Posts: 970 Member
    scaled.php?tn=0&server=612&filename=bwdje.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

    This is why it didn't happen.
  • ceschwartz
    ceschwartz Posts: 240 Member
    ROFL, awesome!
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Thanks roylawrence87. x
  • 305muscle
    305muscle Posts: 97 Member
    I got Raptured!!!!!But I don't know know about this angels that picked me Up one of them is Jesus and the other Pepe? WTF!! ohhhh S*#t I been kidnapped by mexicans!!
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