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We broke up because...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Too promiscuous
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
    She thinks about sex every 24 hours, I am more like every 12 hours.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was tainting my innocence! :innocent:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Blamed me for her tainted innocence. ..she did that all by herself :p
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Was always on the phone with someone named fabulous, I was quite suspicious of their relationship.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    She would always try and make me wine but ended up drinking all of it before it even got to me
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
    I am a wine taster and whenever I arrived home after a long day without a whiff of booze in my mouth then she started arguing.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A womaniser...i just knew it...and that suspicious rash on his dik was a give away :D
  • kamber13
    kamber13 Posts: 249 Member
    She couldn't go out in the sun and I was too depressed in the dark.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She wanted me to go in the Sun! No way!!! The Sun and my skin dont get along! :grimace:
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
    edited May 2015
    I had to stood and say: Fabulous, get in please. So that she could step inside home and go through the doorway....dating a vamp isn't easy sometimes.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Her skin care regime was a bit crazy and consisted of a two hour nightly procedure where she applied 30 different products to her face
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    She didn't ever take a shower or bath
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was always drunk and blacked out a lot! ;p
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Never drank her drinks I bought her so I couldn't let it go to waste.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She claimed those drinks were for me but they were always Tekillya and she very well knows that I dont touch that poison! Lush!!!
  • StayHumbleHustleHard
    StayHumbleHustleHard Posts: 20 Member
    We broke up?
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    Was the opposite of humble...
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Had something against pink skirts :(
  • laurabethless
    laurabethless Posts: 1,397 Member
    All she ever wore was pink shirts... It got embarrassing
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    Dressed EXCLUSIVELY in pink...I didn't want to date barbie
  • laurabethless
    laurabethless Posts: 1,397 Member
    She doesn't like barbie or pink... I love both..
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    Had a love affair with another woman
  • Lil_Northern_Light
    Lil_Northern_Light Posts: 3,529 Member
    edited May 2015
    Brought Ken into the picture
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    Lil_Northern_Light wrote: »
    Brought Ken into the picture
    Ken doesn't even have genitals...why would anyone bring him?!?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She didnt like pink..threw a hissy when i put a red jumper in the wash and it all came out pink :o
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    She was thoughtless
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    I need to change me name from this old *kitten* inside joke....

    slimgirljo15 broke up with me because I like beach volleyball and she hates the outdoors
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    I thought the whole time she said no pink shirts but she said skirts and that's all I wore
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
    She was happy all the time :)

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