Use your best (or worst) pick up line on the person above

ZeeShay
ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Use you best pick up lines!

Example: if you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-Apple
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  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    you're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract
  • carlsonrobb
    carlsonrobb Posts: 914 Member
    Careful where you step. That's my heart down there
  • jackiereaves
    jackiereaves Posts: 95 Member
    If u were a booger, I'd pick u first
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    If I told you, you had a good body, would you hold it against me?
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
    Your face brightens my day. :)
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    your cleavage reduces my jockeys life
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
    Word on the block is that you give free moustache rides, eh?
  • jlima845
    jlima845 Posts: 388 Member
    If you're feeling down, I can feel you up
  • dgoodie92
    dgoodie92 Posts: 624 Member
    My husband is Jim, well we aren't married, we only just met.


    No homo
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    I'm a Homo Sapien *wink* *wink* :wink:
  • 9mike
    9mike Posts: 839 Member
    If I said u had a nice body would u hold it against me
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Can I have a picture of you so that I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas. ( this was used on me recently :D )
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    Wanna share your Lipstick with me? ;)
  • Gabrielm80
    Gabrielm80 Posts: 1,458 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Wanna share your Lipstick with me? ;)

    If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    Are your pants made of Windex? Cuz I can see myself in them
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
    I'm sure your dad was an astronaut ??
    As he stole the stars and put them in your eyes B)
  • uggins311
    uggins311 Posts: 2,204 Member
    I must be a sports car, b/c i am about to hug those curves ahead
  • Lil_Northern_Light
    Lil_Northern_Light Posts: 3,529 Member
    You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    You look like my 3rd wife
    -How many times have you been married?
    Twice.
  • dgoodie92
    dgoodie92 Posts: 624 Member
    I'm pretty your pretty what say we go home and look at each other?
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
    Your clothes would look good on my bedroom floor ;)
  • dgoodie92
    dgoodie92 Posts: 624 Member
    Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
    Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    Hey you wanna see my boat?
    (I used to live in a harbor town. It's funny as a metaphor)
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
    Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet *kitten*.
  • dgoodie92
    dgoodie92 Posts: 624 Member
    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
    If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
  • uggins311
    uggins311 Posts: 2,204 Member
    Are you a Rastafarian, cuz Jamaican me crazy....
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
    I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • dgoodie92
    dgoodie92 Posts: 624 Member
    Call the police!! This woman has stole my heart!
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