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We broke up because...
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Wore stripy tops all the time0
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Didn't like me looking like Where's Waldo0
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Wouldnt look at my tits0
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I always stared at her tits0
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She stared all the time0
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Hey..my eyes are up here
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She was obsessed with me looking her in the eye0
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I could never find her when I needed her...just like Waldo *sigh*0
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This lag is *kitten* *kitten* up0
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Also, I'm AN ADULT MFP...I"LL CUSS IF I FEEL LIKE IT!!0
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I am not breaking up with you .... ..got it ...
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She was still going out with her precious ex.0
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I was stupid0
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always working0
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Always hitting on other girls0
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Always hitting on wine cellars0
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He locked me in the cellar every day when he went to work!
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Was a little (read: TOO MUCH) dramatic for my taste0
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Claimed she didn't like drama but was really all about it0
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She cut up all of my Pink skirts and burned my pink Tutu!
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wore a tutu to my grandfather's funeral0
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believed her word was law0
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She argued that the tutu wasn't pink0
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Refused to wear backless leather chaps in public.0
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Was always making strange requests0
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She was just too damn cute! I couldnt take it anymore!0
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Because the sour patch kids0
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He was too young, people would always talk while we were out0
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BrendanDunn wrote: »
Too many abs for comfort... Gave me inferiority complex0
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