We broke up because...
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I couldn't handle her hello kitty collection obsession0
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She drinks a little and gets a Potty Mouth!0
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She didn't like me to talk dirty0
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He was a gardener and All he ever talked about was potting soil, top soil, Silty soil, peat soil, blah , blah ,blah!0
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She had a black thumb; killed everything she touched-including our relationship0
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I bought her pink. She wouldn't wear it.0
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Decided he wanted to become Griffina and wear pretty skirts...we had to part.0
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Lol She wouldn't stick with me through my gender identity crisis0
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She was too judgmental about People's fetishes! So what if I liked to wear Galoshes during Sexy time!0
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She was a little too kinky0
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He didnt have a clue how to handle All of this !0
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Her galoshes squeaked and it drove me crazy0
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was crazy...always tried to blame it on me0
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She drove her ex straight into the Mental Institution (She didnt even try to use her brakes!)0
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had a history of crazy exes0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »This is how she looked when she took off her sunglasses!
Where the F*cking 'Like' button??? ROFL!!!0 -
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I couldnt handle that zoolander pose..0
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Couldn't handle my Blue Steel0
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Would bring up imaginary things like Blue steel0
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criticized my imagination0
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Thought Blue Steel was not a real thing despite evidence to the contrary. Also denied global climate change despite evidence.0
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Her mother hated me and she was too cowardly to stand up for true love0
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his parents were crazy0
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I found the neighbours wife in our closet0
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had no parents. was raised by wolves.0
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her ex was raised by wolves.0
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Was afraid of wolves, even coyotes!0
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kept too many wild animals in his house.0
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