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We broke up because...

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  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    He always played daddy, and not in a nice way!
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    PewterSky wrote: »
    He was too young, people would always talk while we were out

    Kuchh to log kahenge, logon ka kaam hai kehna...
    "People will say one thing or the other, it's their job" (a famous Bollywood song)
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    jaatree wrote: »
    He always played daddy, and not in a nice way!

    He didn't like roleplay
  • kamber13
    kamber13 Posts: 249 Member
    Was always breaking out in song and dance... was romantic and sexy at first, but got to be over the top in the end!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    All she wanted to do is make me her couch potato!
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    kamber13 wrote: »
    Was always breaking out in song and dance... was romantic and sexy at first, but got to be over the top in the end!

    Loved the pet more than me! :(
  • BrendanDunn
    BrendanDunn Posts: 3,225 Member
    jaatree wrote: »
    kamber13 wrote: »
    Was always breaking out in song and dance... was romantic and sexy at first, but got to be over the top in the end!

    Loved the pet more than me! :(

    He ate my toes
  • kamber13
    kamber13 Posts: 249 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    All she wanted to do is make me her couch potato!

    LOL... I don't even own a couch. But you can be my bed potato... LOL

    Again with having lovers of the dark!!! Broke up because she refused to stand in the light.
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    BrendanDunn wrote: »
    jaatree wrote: »
    kamber13 wrote: »
    Was always breaking out in song and dance... was romantic and sexy at first, but got to be over the top in the end!

    Loved the pet more than me! :(

    He ate my toes

    Damn toes, he only had 16 and thought I ate the rest, yikes! >:)
  • Diondk
    Diondk Posts: 159 Member
    jaatree wrote: »
    BrendanDunn wrote: »
    jaatree wrote: »
    kamber13 wrote: »
    Was always breaking out in song and dance... was romantic and sexy at first, but got to be over the top in the end!

    Loved the pet more than me! :(

    He ate my toes

    Damn toes, he only had 16 and thought I ate the rest, yikes! >:)

    Turned out he is a dude ;)
  • BrendanDunn
    BrendanDunn Posts: 3,225 Member
    Dribbled at @jaatree
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    kamber13 wrote: »
    Was always breaking out in song and dance... was romantic and sexy at first, but got to be over the top in the end!

    Barrrum bum bum... :sunglasses:
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Never took anything seriously
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    Danced on really weird numbers!
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Thought he was a master choreographer and found fault in whatever I did
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    PewterSky wrote: »
    Thought he was a master choreographer and found fault in whatever I did

    Looked better in red than I did... Boohohoo :(
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    PewterSky wrote: »
    Thought he was a master choreographer and found fault in whatever I did

    She looked for my soul and when she didn't find it, it scared her!

    You shouldn't have! >:)
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    He's the devil and he likes to wear Prada
  • zipppee
    zipppee Posts: 223 Member
    Doesn't like Prada
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    arian10daddy wrote: »
    He's the devil and he likes to wear Prada

    Lol

    Hated prada! B)
  • BrendanDunn
    BrendanDunn Posts: 3,225 Member
    Wild
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    He looks like a Greek god!

    I turned atheist! >:)
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    He would take abrupt turns without giving indicators
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
    He made car references about everything
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    arian10daddy wrote: »
    He would take abrupt turns without giving indicators

    He had it coming, but couldn't read between the lines! :#
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    Curvy1Gezel wrote: »
    He made car references about everything

    She would have her had turned right even if she wanted to go left
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I was always right!!! :grimace:
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
    I was always wrong :D
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    Curvy1Gezel wrote: »
    I was always wrong :D

    But keep staring at right!
  • Curvy1Gezel
    Curvy1Gezel Posts: 364 Member
    jaatree wrote: »
    Curvy1Gezel wrote: »
    I was always wrong :D

    But keep staring at right!
    I was driving lol

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