We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He never really listened
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
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    she used too many code words
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I'm not breaking up with you......no reasons left lol
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
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    she had no reason but she left!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Nope just went shopping...home soon :p
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
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    she went shopping for kinky stuff, never came back!
  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
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    Because he kept picking on Jo.
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
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    she asks 2 position at one time
  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
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    Because he couldn't handle my demands.
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    edited May 2015
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    fabian_chipper wrote: »
    ind1983 wrote: »
    He didn't like my singing to his music

    She never stop singing that catchy song in her language: badla mera rang veeeee pehen ke chola jawani wala...I had it in my head fat and night.

    Thought I understood Hindi, but didn't realize I had no clue and spoke English and Malayalam
  • hotnumber
    hotnumber Posts: 222 Member
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    He likes to cuddle at night... In the summer!
  • velocityc6
    velocityc6 Posts: 2,137 Member
    edited May 2015
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    she wouldn't show her face
  • yogini_runner82
    yogini_runner82 Posts: 81 Member
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    He had bad morning breath.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    I farted on her cat.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Farted on everything
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    I tried to get medical treatments for the flatulence but she left anyway. So much for in sickness and in health! :'(
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
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    ind1983 wrote: »
    fabian_chipper wrote: »
    ind1983 wrote: »
    He didn't like my singing to his music

    She never stop singing that catchy song in her language: badla mera rang veeeee pehen ke chola jawani wala...I had it in my head fat and night.

    Thought I understood Hindi, but didn't realize I had no clue and spoke English and Malayalam

    Then ypu know what Saiya chinta awa means, I believe I said it correctly, if I am not confusing chinta means pretty and chanti (chantee) means hate.

  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
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    Put me in a dutch oven with her farts
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    She over exaggerated ...i smelt like roses :p
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
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    fabian_chipper wrote: »
    ind1983 wrote: »
    fabian_chipper wrote: »
    ind1983 wrote: »
    He didn't like my singing to his music

    She never stop singing that catchy song in her language: badla mera rang veeeee pehen ke chola jawani wala...I had it in my head fat and night.

    Thought I understood Hindi, but didn't realize I had no clue and spoke English and Malayalam

    Then ypu know what Saiya chinta awa means, I believe I said it correctly, if I am not confusing chinta means pretty and chanti (chantee) means hate.

    i believe saiya chinta awa is Malay - spoken in Malaysia...only know coz my bro in law is...but Malayalam is the language of Kerala state in India :smile:

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