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      Has 6 wives and 15 kids
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      she needs rocket fuel to keep her moving
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      Doesn't like working out
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      Buy milk only days away from spoilage because he lives dangerously
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      Gabrielm80 wrote: »
      Buy milk only days away from spoilage because he lives dangerously

      Lmao :#

      Drinks opioids laced cough syrups when rum doesn't get him high! :p
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      has in-depth knowledge of all drugs!
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      Is mfping from prison
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      Steals food
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      Doesn't work out
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      47Jacqueline wrote: »
      Steals food
      If you have a plate of hot chips or chocolate then thats not a lie :p

      Lives on water and toothpicks
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      lives off the souls of those she devours
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      he does waxing for moustache removal
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      His name is Hubert and he's extremely Mad all of the time!
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      Steals people's socks at the laundry mat
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      Steals sweaty underwear out of gym lockers
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      Dresses in drag when he gets home from work
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      slimgirljo15 wrote: »
      Dresses in drag when he gets home from work
      Dear Heart - this is supposed to be lies.......

      Lives in Philadelphia in a deluxe condo
    • Posts: 1,965 Member
      was the best man at my 6th wedding
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      Learned to knit while serving time in the Lorton Reformatory/Correctional facility on a bum rap that was recently overturned (sadly, he wasn't aware that Lorton had closed more than a decade prior to his unfortunate incarceration). Currently having difficulty finding good work do to the break in his work history (time served), so has started knitting boat covers for popular pleasure craft, which he markets to the public in the tiny roadside park where Little Hunting Creek empties into the Potomac river alongside the GW Parkway.

      Unfortunately, @vadersaysno should have focused some energy on knitting pants, as he was recently cited by the Park Police for indecent exposure (failing to wear pants in a public park).
    • Posts: 1,965 Member
      standenvernet wrote: »
      Learned to knit while serving time in the Lorton Reformatory/Correctional facility on a bum rap that was recently overturned (sadly, he wasn't aware that Lorton had closed more than a decade prior to his unfortunate incarceration). Currently having difficulty finding good work do to the break in his work history (time served), so has started knitting boat covers for popular pleasure craft, which he markets to the public in the tiny roadside park where Little Hunting Creek empties into the Potomac river alongside the GW Parkway.

      Unfortunately, @vadersaysno should have focused some energy on knitting pants, as he was recently cited by the Park Police for indecent exposure (failing to wear pants in a public park).

      We're supposed to post LIES here!! and you know WAY too much about where I live, stalker!! haha
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      vadersaysno wrote: »
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      We're supposed to post LIES here!! and you know WAY too much about where I live, stalker!! haha
      I did about 4-years in the Stratford Landing subdivision just up Little Hunting Creek from your pant-less arrest site...

      @vadersaysno recently patented a self-masticating chewing gum for use by denture wearers and denture candidates that are no longer able to chew solid foods, but still wish to have a sticky saliva-filled ball of goop rolling around their mouths.





    • Posts: 1,965 Member
      standenvernet wrote: »
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      I did about 4-years in the Stratford Landing subdivision just up Little Hunting Creek from your pant-less arrest site...

      @vadersaysno recently patented a self-masticating chewing gum for use by denture wearers and denture candidates that are no longer able to chew solid foods, but still wish to have a sticky saliva-filled ball of goop rolling around their mouths.





      Knows way too much about balls of goop in people's mouths. Stole a patent for the chewing gum and went on Shark Tank to promote it. He was turned down due to continuous use of the term "balls of goop", which the sharks thought was not a promising marketing campaign.
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      After he was released from the Lorton Correctional Facility, he went on to serve as warden at Shankshaw Prison. He won many awards for reducing the cost of feeding the inmates, giving them jobs, and being a good environmental resource steward. How did he do it? Found an old recipe for Soylent Green and started up production right there in the prison.
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      her favorite food is kimchi on caramel rice cakes
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      Has an IQ of 199
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      accidentally super glued her cheeks back so she can have a permanent smile
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      Has never been in New York City, in fact she has never been out of Podunk Hollow
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      Is from Mars.
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      Her whole life she has been short, and angry! These are the kind of pictures that people take of her all the time!
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      Is only 2" 8" tall

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