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no_pink_skirts wrote: »Is only 2" 8" tall
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He isn't as flat as a pancake...he's lying!0
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She's a lumberjack0
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News reports that she recently dislocated her shoulder crowd surfing. Actually, the injury likely occurred from her original dive off of the bassist's stack; amateur videos indicate that her right shoulder contacted the primary lighting structure roughly midway into her one-and-a-half full-open crowd dive.
Flippin' epic.
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Gets confused between 72 month no APR with 72 MPH.0
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Is in a punk music cover band0
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This is her real mug shot pic0
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Was at that lake to hunt ducks for dinner0
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Operates a duck sanctuary, with preference given to ducks previously victimizedby Noelv19760
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Chases cars; eats em, whenever she catches one.0
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Is Don Johnson's older brother0
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she was born a man!0
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purplerosemfp wrote: »she was born a man!
Has an allergy to wine0 -
She has a persnickety French Bulldog by the name of Murgatroyd. They have high tea together every day while they discuss current events, and then wine and cheese by the fireside in the evening.0
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Has a pet crocodile named adolf0
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plays flamingo croquet on the weekends0
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Lives in a mobile home in the pine barrens of NJ just to be near me0
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he told me he was going fishing and ran off with the maid!!
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Recently applied for the open "Upstairs Maid" position at my city home, having recently become aware of certain perquisites of that position.0
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Is my husband0
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Say living under the bridge is a choice.0
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He hates the taste of Beer0
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She has no legs
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Was Dorothy in.the Wizard of Oz in.elementary school0
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She was born in 1964!0
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She's really Two Face0
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He is so innocent
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She's a virgin0
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He stole her innocence0
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