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She boiled a bunny on my stove once because she was jealous of my man!0
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she told me she wanted rabbit stew! then made it look like I was crazy so her man would think I'm nuts! .... I was unaware you had to skin it first!0
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determined_ella wrote: »she told me she wanted rabbit stew! then made it look like I was crazy so her man would think I'm nuts! .... I was unaware you had to skin it first!
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He was arrested for cooking Bunnies and had to attend therapy and classes on Bunny Etiquette
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she was his therapist and told me his life story, all about the bunny and lobster boiling days
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Can't cook Spaghetti0
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she hates spaghetti because it reminds her of worms0
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determined_ella wrote: »she hates spaghetti because it reminds her of worms
I think she left me using the bunny thing as an excuse for simply discovering that she wasn't ever (nor had been) attracted to me in the slightest.
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He eats live animals0
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Steals from meals on wheels!0
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She is more Yee Shay than a true Zee Shay.0
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Chaz bono⬆⬆⬆0
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He's hot0
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Used No Tears shampoo to stop her tears0
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!determined_ella wrote: »she told me she wanted rabbit stew! then made it look like I was crazy so her man would think I'm nuts! .... I was unaware you had to skin it first!
Nose snort @determined_ella!
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Likes to drink milk through her nose0
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I took her to meet the President and she snorted every time he spoke to her.. Quite Embarrassing!
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She sang "happy birthday" to the president in a Marilyn Monroe voice, they are now dating!0
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Likes to flash old dudes at retirement homes0
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Never takes his shoes off, even when bathing0
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Has a crush on the bird in the pic!0
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She doesn't really wear glasses0
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He has no eyes behind those shades0
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Takes selfies with strangers so people think he has friends.0
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She likes to sweaters at the beach0
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Can't use a hula hoop0
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Goes to work riding one of those huge bouncy balls0
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Falsified records so he could still be a boy scout0
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