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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She boiled a bunny on my stove once because she was jealous of my man!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited May 2015
    she told me she wanted rabbit stew! then made it look like I was crazy so her man would think I'm nuts! .... I was unaware you had to skin it first! :joy:
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    determined_ella wrote: »
    she told me she wanted rabbit stew! then made it look like I was crazy so her man would think I'm nuts! .... I was unaware you had to skin it first! :joy:
    Was also "unaware" that, unlike a lobster, the bunny should'a been killed prior to dropping it into the pot of boiling water...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was arrested for cooking Bunnies and had to attend therapy and classes on Bunny Etiquette
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    :joy: she was his therapist and told me his life story, all about the bunny and lobster boiling days :open_mouth:
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    Can't cook Spaghetti
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    she hates spaghetti because it reminds her of worms
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
    determined_ella wrote: »
    she hates spaghetti because it reminds her of worms
    That, and the spaghetti won't scream like the bunnies do... (so much for therapy).

    I think she left me using the bunny thing as an excuse for simply discovering that she wasn't ever (nor had been) attracted to me in the slightest.
  • SwedishSarah
    SwedishSarah Posts: 4,350 Member
    He eats live animals :o
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Steals from meals on wheels!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    She is more Yee Shay than a true Zee Shay.
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    Chaz bono⬆⬆⬆
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    He's hot
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Used No Tears shampoo to stop her tears
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member

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    determined_ella wrote: »
    she told me she wanted rabbit stew! then made it look like I was crazy so her man would think I'm nuts! .... I was unaware you had to skin it first! :joy:


    Nose snort @determined_ella!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Likes to drink milk through her nose
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I took her to meet the President and she snorted every time he spoke to her.. Quite Embarrassing!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She sang "happy birthday" to the president in a Marilyn Monroe voice, they are now dating!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Likes to flash old dudes at retirement homes
  • zipppee
    zipppee Posts: 223 Member
    Never takes his shoes off, even when bathing
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Has a crush on the bird in the pic!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She doesn't really wear glasses
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He has no eyes behind those shades
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Takes selfies with strangers so people think he has friends.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She likes to sweaters at the beach
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    She likes to sweaters at the beach

    Collects ugly Christmas sweaters
  • Vixy1989
    Vixy1989 Posts: 57 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    She likes to sweaters at the beach

    Collects ugly Christmas sweaters
    Likes to dress in drag and do the hula.

  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Can't use a hula hoop
  • tarekhamouda
    tarekhamouda Posts: 19 Member
    Goes to work riding one of those huge bouncy balls
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Falsified records so he could still be a boy scout

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