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  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    VIRGIN
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Was tragically burned in a hair coloring accident (peroxide flare).
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was the Hairstylist that caused the mishap! Too busy yapping away! :unamused:
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Has a psychic she speaks to each morning before starting her day.
  • MartialPanda
    MartialPanda Posts: 919 Member
    PewterSky wrote: »
    Has a psychic she speaks to each morning before starting her day.

    Is contemplating the day she just say "*kitten* it all" and just pick up and leave and become a monk.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She once led a Squad of Pandas on a secret mission to overtake the Koalas Jungle!
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    Thinks housecleaning is fun
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Thinks a 12 minute mile is fast
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Used to be the poster child for a famous tooth paste brand
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Is an evil mastermind for the Mafia
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    spent time behind bars for repeatedly licking an officers face
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    determined_ella wrote: »
    spent time behind bars for repeatedly licking an officers face
    Wants to have a 3some with @slimgirljo15 and me.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited May 2015
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    spent time behind bars for repeatedly licking an officers face
    Wants to have a 3some with @slimgirljo15 and me.

    No I do not! :tongue: :wink: :naughty: << sticking with the post rules here!

    he told me he would come in the shower with me last week but didn't show up :(
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    determined_ella wrote: »
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    spent time behind bars for repeatedly licking an officers face
    Wants to have a 3some with @slimgirljo15 and me.

    No I do not! :tongue: :wink: :naughty: << sticking with the post rules here!

    he told me he would come in the shower with me last week but didn't show up :(
    She was showering in the ladies locker room at the gym -- was too difficult to get in there with her.

    Is actually here on MFP trying to gain weight and loose muscle.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    spent time behind bars for repeatedly licking an officers face
    Wants to have a 3some with @slimgirljo15 and me.

    No I do not! :tongue: :wink: :naughty: << sticking with the post rules here!

    he told me he would come in the shower with me last week but didn't show up :(
    She was showering in the ladies locker room at the gym -- was too difficult to get in there with her.

    Is actually here on MFP trying to gain weight and loose muscle.

    he doesn't know me at all! I have never spoke to him not once before this post.
    he likes to keep his socks on in bed :blush:
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    determined_ella wrote: »
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    kjm3579 wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    spent time behind bars for repeatedly licking an officers face
    Wants to have a 3some with @slimgirljo15 and me.

    No I do not! :tongue: :wink: :naughty: << sticking with the post rules here!

    he told me he would come in the shower with me last week but didn't show up :(
    She was showering in the ladies locker room at the gym -- was too difficult to get in there with her.

    Is actually here on MFP trying to gain weight and loose muscle.

    he doesn't know me at all! I have never spoke to him not once before this post.
    he likes to keep his socks on in bed :blush:
    So how does she know about my socks, hmmmmm

    Is secretly planning to take over the world.....
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Has toe nail fetish
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited May 2015
    takes his exs toe nail clippings for keep sake ;p
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    edited May 2015
    Spends all day hanging out in the gym
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    has took up over 20 hobbies that require his left hand
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    determined_ella wrote: »
    has took up over 20 hobbies that require his left hand

    Well, I am left handed?

    Is anxious to spend time on a nude beach this summer
  • zipppee
    zipppee Posts: 223 Member
    Was a woman, but not a very pretty one.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
    She enjoys hiding behind her avatar/profile pic; just flipping everyone the bird. Cute as the birdie is, it's rather indignant
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Hides pies in random places every where he goes
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    ZeeShay wrote: »
    Hides pies in random places every where he goes

    Is a hoarder
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    ZeeShay wrote: »
    Hides pies in random places every where he goes
    As is required by my faith as held in the grimoire Necronomicon...

    @ZeeShay : Follows me everywhere to locate and redistribute the yummy pies that I leave for various spirits...

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He drinks too much of the Spirits!
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    She's all legs... Seriously just legs and a head :o
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    her favorite musician is Justin Beiber
  • fostercasey14
    fostercasey14 Posts: 39 Member
    She collects plastic dinosaurs that look like Kevin Bacon.

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