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owner of amazing penizzzzz ; provides quadruplets every time its spits
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Likes to wear stockings and silk panties to bed
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Buys all of her BoyToys Stockings and Silk Panties!0
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Knows voodoo and keeps her boytoys in tight spell!0
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has a stare that can kill goats, DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIS PROFILE PIC0
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Thinks q-tips are for nose picking.0
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Thinks washing machines are for sitting on.0
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Enjoyed the spin cycle too much0
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holds the Guinness record for largest cockroach collection0
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no_pink_skirts wrote: »holds the Guinness record for largest cockroach collection
has visited several times so she can watch the breeding of cockroaches and the hatching of eggs.0 -
Chooses Canada as his vacation destination so he can club baby seals0
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Hasn't shaved her legs ever!0
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Has 7 kids with 8 different dads0
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Wears Granny Panties0
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Stole my grannies panties!
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Doesn't wear panties0
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On St. Patrick's day, he plays the bagpipes and serves his family a traditional Irish feast: soda bread, corned beef & cabbage, and baked face of leprechaun0
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She smokes to much dope0
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is celibate0
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He's about to be on Jersey Shore.
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Began trimming his hair short in high-school to help avoid tangles caused by the numerous swirlies he received over the years. The hairstyle has stuck with him.0
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has never been to Denver0
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Is my neighbor0
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Is driving my car0
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too many DUIs0
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Dances Burlesque on weekends. (Keeps it classy though!)0
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has webbed feet... and goes by the name of web woman at night0
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Has Betty Crocker shrine in kitchen0
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occasionally whips off his towel at the pool and whips all the older ladies ... they love it!
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