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  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    vadersaysno wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Learned to knit while serving time in the Lorton Reformatory/Correctional facility on a bum rap that was recently overturned (sadly, he wasn't aware that Lorton had closed more than a decade prior to his unfortunate incarceration). Currently having difficulty finding good work do to the break in his work history (time served), so has started knitting boat covers for popular pleasure craft, which he markets to the public in the tiny roadside park where Little Hunting Creek empties into the Potomac river alongside the GW Parkway.

    Unfortunately, @vadersaysno should have focused some energy on knitting pants, as he was recently cited by the Park Police for indecent exposure (failing to wear pants in a public park).

    We're supposed to post LIES here!! and you know WAY too much about where I live, stalker!! haha
    I did about 4-years in the Stratford Landing subdivision just up Little Hunting Creek from your pant-less arrest site...

    @vadersaysno recently patented a self-masticating chewing gum for use by denture wearers and denture candidates that are no longer able to chew solid foods, but still wish to have a sticky saliva-filled ball of goop rolling around their mouths.





  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    standenvernet wrote: »
    vadersaysno wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Learned to knit while serving time in the Lorton Reformatory/Correctional facility on a bum rap that was recently overturned (sadly, he wasn't aware that Lorton had closed more than a decade prior to his unfortunate incarceration). Currently having difficulty finding good work do to the break in his work history (time served), so has started knitting boat covers for popular pleasure craft, which he markets to the public in the tiny roadside park where Little Hunting Creek empties into the Potomac river alongside the GW Parkway.

    Unfortunately, @vadersaysno should have focused some energy on knitting pants, as he was recently cited by the Park Police for indecent exposure (failing to wear pants in a public park).

    We're supposed to post LIES here!! and you know WAY too much about where I live, stalker!! haha
    I did about 4-years in the Stratford Landing subdivision just up Little Hunting Creek from your pant-less arrest site...

    @vadersaysno recently patented a self-masticating chewing gum for use by denture wearers and denture candidates that are no longer able to chew solid foods, but still wish to have a sticky saliva-filled ball of goop rolling around their mouths.





    Knows way too much about balls of goop in people's mouths. Stole a patent for the chewing gum and went on Shark Tank to promote it. He was turned down due to continuous use of the term "balls of goop", which the sharks thought was not a promising marketing campaign.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    After he was released from the Lorton Correctional Facility, he went on to serve as warden at Shankshaw Prison. He won many awards for reducing the cost of feeding the inmates, giving them jobs, and being a good environmental resource steward. How did he do it? Found an old recipe for Soylent Green and started up production right there in the prison.
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
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    her favorite food is kimchi on caramel rice cakes
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
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    Has an IQ of 199
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
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    accidentally super glued her cheeks back so she can have a permanent smile
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Has never been in New York City, in fact she has never been out of Podunk Hollow
  • antoinetteg1957
    antoinetteg1957 Posts: 67 Member
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    Is from Mars.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Her whole life she has been short, and angry! These are the kind of pictures that people take of her all the time!
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
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    Is only 2" 8" tall
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    no_pink_skirts wrote: »
    Is only 2" 8" tall

    Used to date me before the "incident" happened
  • SwedishSarah
    SwedishSarah Posts: 4,350 Member
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    He isn't as flat as a pancake...he's lying!
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
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    She's a lumberjack
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
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    News reports that she recently dislocated her shoulder crowd surfing. Actually, the injury likely occurred from her original dive off of the bassist's stack; amateur videos indicate that her right shoulder contacted the primary lighting structure roughly midway into her one-and-a-half full-open crowd dive.

    Flippin' epic.
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  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Gets confused between 72 month no APR with 72 MPH.
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
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    Is in a punk music cover band
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    This is her real mug shot pic
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
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    Was at that lake to hunt ducks for dinner
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Operates a duck sanctuary, with preference given to ducks previously victimizedby Noelv1976

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