We broke up because...

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  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
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    thought sharing was caring
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
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    was stingy
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
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    he always said no when i wanted to get frisky
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    She only wanted to get frisky at church. So i said no all the time.
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
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    I said no, he said no, it was inevitable...
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    She never took those sunglasses off, even in the shower.
  • Diondk
    Diondk Posts: 159 Member
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    He stole a baby
  • RachaelBrook929
    RachaelBrook929 Posts: 894 Member
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    He wouldn't have my baby
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Asked me to have her baby, but I declined since she couldn't provide accurate nutrient or even macro-nutrient data for it; after all, I have my figure to watch. So she left me after calling me names.
  • pettychia
    pettychia Posts: 109 Member
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    I gave him a second shot but he still uses big words!
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    She kept trying to pick me up.
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
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    he was crazy
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
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    She ate my lunch.
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
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    always wanted me to pack his lunch
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Would never cook for me
  • ashleyfowler110
    ashleyfowler110 Posts: 5 Member
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    He was always taking selfies, even while driving
    I NEED ATTENTION!
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
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    Was always saying I didn't pay her enough attention...or something like that.idk. wasn't really paying attenetion.
  • literallykeri
    literallykeri Posts: 66 Member
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    smiled too much
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
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    Was unhappy with our life together. Never smiled.

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