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We broke up because...

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  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Wasn't thrilled when I suggested that she be my target for archery practice
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    Tried to murder me Hunger Games style
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Didn't like the adrenaline rush...basically just wouldn't die! A true Schrodinger's cat!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
    She had way to many men in her life, and she consistently ranked me in the bottom 4-percentile of her man-collection, rating just narrowly higher than @Noelv1976 , @kjm3579 , and 27 other men.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    PewterSky wrote: »
    Didn't like the adrenaline rush...basically just wouldn't die! A true Schrodinger's cat!
    Kept saying she was dying, but I thought she meant La petite mort
  • j_bark
    j_bark Posts: 1,274 Member
    Dude, why did you drink the last beer in the fridge. Done.
  • angelxbaby714
    angelxbaby714 Posts: 937 Member
    He wasn't a freak ;) lol
  • MikeCrazy
    MikeCrazy Posts: 2,716 Member
    She wanted to be way too freaky in public places.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Dude, really? I mean all he did all day was sit there nekked on his little folding metal chair in the corner of the Kinko's store (as seen in his profile pic) until they threw him out. That was kinda tough to deal with; he had to go.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    No beer.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He suffered brewers droop...too much beer ..means he couldn't get it up :s
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Didn't know the difference between guys and girls
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He suffered brewers droop...too much beer ..means he couldn't get it up :s

    Whiskey dick
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I had different ideas for my whiskey.
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    Wouldn't share his whiskey
  • kristinenichole
    kristinenichole Posts: 4 Member
    Kept trying to pour whiskey down my shirt and asking me if I thought it was sexy. ;)
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Never used deodorant
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Found out i used his toothbrush to scrub the toilet...wasn't happy :D
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    Never cleaned the dishes like she said she would ;)
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    Make us make a chore chart. You're not the boss of me! LOL
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    Wouldn't make decisions, then told me I was too bossy when I was "the decider"
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She WAS Bossy!!!
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    She was always taking off for weeks at the time and not letting me know where she would be.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She found out about my other Family :open_mouth:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She had a harem of hot guys in secret
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she was a biter
  • angelxbaby714
    angelxbaby714 Posts: 937 Member
    griffk00 wrote: »
    she was a biter

    I was too freaky for him :#
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    Way too serious
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Always goofing off

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