MFP helped me figure out why

CJisinShape
CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
edited November 18 in Chit-Chat
We have such crap tv shows.

I posted earlier on a hilarious prank a scientist did to prove professors can be full of crap and no one responded.

Someone posts "guess the size of my ding dong," 24 responses.

Thank you MFP, you helped me understand the world a bit better.
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  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    We have such crap tv shows.

    I posted earlier on a hilarious prank a scientist did to prove professors can be full of crap and no one responded.

    Someone posts "guess the size of my ding dong," 24 responses.

    Thank you MFP, you helped me understand the world a bit better.

    Try starting a thread entitled 'What kind of underwear is the person wearing above you?' You'll get more responses. Keep your chin up, kiddo. You'll find a winner someday.

    :D:D:D
  • Sweetiepiestef
    Sweetiepiestef Posts: 343 Member
    We have such crap tv shows.

    I posted earlier on a hilarious prank a scientist did to prove professors can be full of crap and no one responded.

    Someone posts "guess the size of my ding dong," 24 responses.

    Thank you MFP, you helped me understand the world a bit better.


    You have to admit it was a catchy title! Caught my eye but maybe I am just a perv or maybe I love ding-dongs?
  • Nerdybreisawesome
    Nerdybreisawesome Posts: 359 Member
    People on MFP are hungry, that's why. ;)
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,464 Member
    Why you needed KiK.
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    It's okay, most people don't care about educational things most of the times so chances of getting nuff attention towards it are always slim. But the people who like to be aware/updated would sure appreciate what you have to say/share! Tc!
  • Sarahndipity30
    Sarahndipity30 Posts: 312 Member
    I'm here because someone said there was ding dongs? O_o
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    Why you needed KiK.

    I don't even know what that is, but contextually it sounds like it has something to do with computers and sexual activity?
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    jaatree wrote: »
    It's okay, most people don't care about educational things most of the times so chances of getting nuff attention towards it are always slim. But the people who like to be aware/updated would sure appreciate what you have to say/share! Tc!

    Thanks. The thread is called The Sokal Affair.
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Actually, ALL topics can garner interest if you just change your profile picture to cleavage or lingerie. Also, flirt more.

    You really want to move up, use LOTS of innuendo.

    I, of course, do NOT do any of that. I do not need, nor do I seek attention or nude pictures from women unless they send them...today...sometime....But I am not into that.

    Wait, who are you again? Are you new?
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    Chaelaz, maybe you can help explain to me why most of the dudes that friend me have no shirts on.... :o
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Dunno. I don't get why they stoop so low. Men like that are just seeking validation for their empty lives. Especially those around 40 and over. Losers, the lot of 'em.

    The real question is, why do you keep adding them? :p
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member


    Try starting a thread entitled 'What kind of underwear is the person wearing above you?' You'll get more responses. Keep your chin up, kiddo. You'll find a winner someday. [/quote]

    Now there is a topic for discussion!
  • zipppee
    zipppee Posts: 223 Member
    Your thread stuck out like a sore thumb.
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    zipppee wrote: »
    Your thread stuck out like a sore thumb.

    You got it? Lol :p
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    Dunno. I don't get why they stoop so low. Men like that are just seeking validation for their empty lives. Especially those around 40 and over. Losers, the lot of 'em.

    The real question is, why do you keep adding them? :p

    Maybe they stimulate me. Intellectually.
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  • blue_eyes1978
    blue_eyes1978 Posts: 127 Member
    LOL the world is full of interesting people! Yuk on the dogs ding dong post! I wouldn't want to be the one guessing or checking. I can only handle facebook in very small doses. I have seen so many nasty post and I thought my small circle of friends was pretty "normal" I guess everyone just like to keep things a bit interesting :) I hope MFP is doing a lot of other good stuff for you though. I know I would love to see more weight coming off myself, I will continue plugging away. I found some awesome workout DVD's at lawn sales this past weekend 25 CENTS each! Some were dance arobic and a couple of P90 work outs. I am a Denise Austin kind of gal myself. I recently purchased Jillians one week Shred, ( just haven't really got into that one yet though) A momma friend from the local library loaned me her copy of Linsay Brins postnatal boot camp and I am really enjoying that. I might purchase a copy of my own from Amazon, I like it that much! Thanks for the giggles! You have a great day :)
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  • AbnormalSymmetry
    AbnormalSymmetry Posts: 70 Member
    We have such crap tv shows.

    I posted earlier on a hilarious prank a scientist did to prove professors can be full of crap and no one responded.

    Someone posts "guess the size of my ding dong," 24 responses.

    Thank you MFP, you helped me understand the world a bit better.

    I just didn't have anything clever to say.
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    Actually, ALL topics can garner interest if you just change your profile picture to cleavage or lingerie. Also, flirt more.

    You really want to move up, use LOTS of innuendo.

    I, of course, do NOT do any of that. I do not need, nor do I seek attention or nude pictures from women unless they send them...today...sometime....But I am not into that.

    Wait, who are you again? Are you new?

    It's a good thing you're above all that and don't stoop so low, says the guy without a shirt on is his profile pic.

    0VhvbuF.gif
  • AbnormalSymmetry
    AbnormalSymmetry Posts: 70 Member
    LOL the world is full of interesting people! Yuk on the dogs ding dong post! I wouldn't want to be the one guessing or checking. I can only handle facebook in very small doses. I have seen so many nasty post and I thought my small circle of friends was pretty "normal" I guess everyone just like to keep things a bit interesting :) I hope MFP is doing a lot of other good stuff for you though. I know I would love to see more weight coming off myself, I will continue plugging away. I found some awesome workout DVD's at lawn sales this past weekend 25 CENTS each! Some were dance arobic and a couple of P90 work outs. I am a Denise Austin kind of gal myself. I recently purchased Jillians one week Shred, ( just haven't really got into that one yet though) A momma friend from the local library loaned me her copy of Linsay Brins postnatal boot camp and I am really enjoying that. I might purchase a copy of my own from Amazon, I like it that much! Thanks for the giggles! You have a great day :)

    That was a lot of information.

    25 cents? Get out
  • zipppee
    zipppee Posts: 223 Member
    jaatree wrote: »
    zipppee wrote: »
    Your thread stuck out like a sore thumb.

    You got it? Lol :p

    No. :#

    Now please, elaborate in excruciating detail.
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member

    LOL the world is full of interesting people! Yuk on the dogs ding dong post! I wouldn't want to be the one guessing or checking. I can only handle facebook in very small doses. I have seen so many nasty post and I thought my small circle of friends was pretty "normal" I guess everyone just like to keep things a bit interesting :) I hope MFP is doing a lot of other good stuff for you though. I know I would love to see more weight coming off myself, I will continue plugging away. I found some awesome workout DVD's at lawn sales this past weekend 25 CENTS each! Some were dance arobic and a couple of P90 work outs. I am a Denise Austin kind of gal myself. I recently purchased Jillians one week Shred, ( just haven't really got into that one yet though) A momma friend from the local library loaned me her copy of Linsay Brins postnatal boot camp and I am really enjoying that. I might purchase a copy of my own from Amazon, I like it that much! Thanks for the giggles! You have a great day :)

    Someone needs more time with adult humans. Classic Mommy Brain Dump Syndrome. :sad:

    :D:D

    Don't feel bad, Mommy of 4, happens to the best of us. Remember, you are doing an important job raising kids. Plus consider the source. Leut_underpants didn't even think to make himself a captain.
  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    Actually, ALL topics can garner interest if you just change your profile picture to cleavage or lingerie. Also, flirt more.

    You really want to move up, use LOTS of innuendo.

    I, of course, do NOT do any of that. I do not need, nor do I seek attention or nude pictures from women unless they send them...today...sometime....But I am not into that.

    Wait, who are you again? Are you new?

    It's a good thing you're above all that and don't stoop so low, says the guy without a shirt on is his profile pic.

    0VhvbuF.gif

    You....friend me. Because you are hilarious.


  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    i don't understand how forum threads relate to television.

    you know, sometimes, something as simple as "time of day" can effect the number of responses too. if you post a topic while another one or two are popular, some people don't scour for topics but just refresh one thread.

    regardless, i don't think insulting everyone is a good way to garner responses to your intellectual thread.
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    I don't think it's necessarily insulting to note that we used to have shows like Mr. Wizard and now we have garbage like 19 kids and counting. The history channel doesn't even show history anymore!
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  • CJisinShape
    CJisinShape Posts: 1,404 Member
    i don't understand how forum threads relate to television.

    you know, sometimes, something as simple as "time of day" can effect the number of responses too. if you post a topic while another one or two are popular, some people don't scour for topics but just refresh one thread.

    regardless, i don't think insulting everyone is a good way to garner responses to your intellectual thread.

    Alrighty then.

    1) Both relate to popularity of ideas, hence ratings.

    2) I was making a joke.

    3) I was making a joke.

    P.S. Don't take it so seriously. Because #2 and #3.
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