We broke up because...

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  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    She cared too much!
  • dgoodie92
    dgoodie92 Posts: 624 Member
    Wouldn't chop the Tree
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    Didn't care about the environment! :#
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Held protest everyday even when it was just him
  • dgoodie92
    dgoodie92 Posts: 624 Member
    Punched a orphan
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Dared me to punch an orphan :o
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    took too many backlit pictures
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    His dog was a lot more important than me since they both had movie nights and date nights together while I was stuck at home reading books or knitting.
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    Was so demanding
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Wouldn't do what I asked! ;p
  • tx_megan
    tx_megan Posts: 7 Member
    Was too bossy
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    was a big pushover
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was always daring me to push old ladies over! I couldn't pass up a dare and ended up in loads of trouble :confused:
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Had no sense of adventure! Come on. Push those old ladies over!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Left me to become a movie star. She will succeed; I will be sad and alone, having only memories and a few photos
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He didnt want to be a part of my entourage.... You could of been turtle.....weeps
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    He was all body but no head on his shoulders
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    Could only workout with me on leg day. ???
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Found out he was in to dudes.
  • ElephantTreee
    ElephantTreee Posts: 15 Member
    Was to young for me
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Found out he was in to MUCH older ladies, geriatric ones.
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,784 Member
    She didn't get my Big Bang Theory references...
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    All I heard was "big bang" assumed the worse, and left! I don't have time for misunderstandings.
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    Didn't have time for me!
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,784 Member
    Couldn't afford to back her Presidential campaign.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    edited May 2015
    Her political aspirations were annoying, she would talk about nothing else
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She wouldn't talk about our important issues. Only about celebrities.
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    We never agreed about the "issues"
  • BrendanDunn
    BrendanDunn Posts: 3,225 Member
    She kissed my dog
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was jealous of everything, asked him about the time I shook his brothers hand, it was awkward.

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