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We broke up because...
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she didn't wear makeup she wore a disguise0
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He blew my cover!0
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didn't visit me in prison0
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She was a career criminal0
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I was too busy! ;p0
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she ran off with the poolboy while I was in the pen0
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Drank all of my monster and then blamed my cat0
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The pool Boy framed her!0
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she claimed her pool was dirty every day. I knew what was going on0
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It was...he wouldn't stop peeing in it0
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She wasnt potty trained!0
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burned my eyes with the pi$$ and chlorine from the pool0
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Her fiery-ness outshined mine0
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She was Blinded by her love for Slim!0
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found out she wasn't a true red head0
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didn't want to share me with Slim0
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Caught him peeping when I was in the shower!0
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Found out he wasnt a real man0
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aLL ALONG SHE MISTOOK ME FOR A mAN!0
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Hahaha
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didn't like when I dressed up as Desi Arnaz0
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she had a cold heart0
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wouldn't keep me warm on cold nights0
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He had cold feet!0
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He had cold feet!0
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she wouldn't let me stick my cold feet to her under the covers0
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Kept repeating herself0
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she didn't like peters or repeaters0
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He had weird Pilow talk0
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There were other women0
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