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We broke up because...

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  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she would drink Guinness and call it her 'Genius'.
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    ind1983 wrote: »
    wasn't into my kinky ideas for the bedroom

    would ask me to roleplay.. I'd be her Brat Pitt... Why!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Hated my Obsession for Brad Pitt and wouldnt let me be his Angelina
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    I let her be Brad's Angelina... That's why I let her go
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    Wouldn't be my Mr. "Arian10daddy" Smith
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Didnt fight for me!
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    Oh I was her Mr. Arian10daddy.. Didn't want it to be a threesome with some Smith!
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    Always wanted to fight so she can have the makeup action afterwards
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she wanted action after everything... even an after-action action!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I was outta action for the night so handed him over to ind! ;p

    3:am :tired_face: Night kids! XO :smile:
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    he couldn't keep up with all the action I had in me
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    She kept me exhausted. I was getting too old
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    He
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    I was outta action for the night so handed him over to ind! ;p

    3:am :tired_face: Night kids! XO :smile:
    :*
    griffk00 wrote: »
    She kept me exhausted. I was getting too old

    didn't understand i was just trying to relieve his exhaustion.
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    oh she was too good to be true! Then I got to know about her ability to type while in her 'eternal sleep spell'...
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    didn't believe in dreams coming true
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she would call me by her secret fantasy guy's name in bed.
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    told all my dirty little secrets to all his friends
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    had too many dirty secrets!
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    didn't realize he was 1 of my secrets
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she won't take me out to the world! Would keep our affair a secret
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    he wouldn't fit in my pocket so i can take him everywhere
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she took arian everywhere. We never had any alone time
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Not sure what "arian" is, but he never wanted to go anywhere
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    She would never read and understand the context before giving a piece of her mind!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He liked men better :D
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she didn't understand me well enough... She said I swung the other way
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
    I enjoyed swing from his vine but he wouldnt let me
  • BrendanDunn
    BrendanDunn Posts: 3,225 Member
    I was to sexy ;)
  • Unknown
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  • BrendanDunn
    BrendanDunn Posts: 3,225 Member
    Paws0412 wrote: »
    He was always trying to check himself out... covered the walls in our house with mirrors. It was like a maze!

    You loved it tho

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