We broke up because...
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Gave me too much makeup advice! That's what my gfs are for!0
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Didnt like my makeup!0
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I caught her putting lipstick on her cat0
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Kept showing up at times when I least expected him too.0
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He didnt appreciate a woman taking time to look good for her man!0
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she wasn't actually looking good for me...it was for the gardener!0
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she kept having the gardener over but we didn't have a garden0
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He didnt approve when I wanted a professional to help me Sow My Oats!0
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Caught her putting rat poison in my oatmeal0
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there were rats in her house0
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I tried to sneak in some Protein Powder and she got all freaked out and called the cops!0
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Was allergic to the pu$$ycat I got to get rid of the rats0
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We couldn't take the long travel time anymore.0
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she got tired of me wanting her to say pu$$y cat over and over0
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had an obsession with the word pu$$ycat0
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asking in too many positions at a time0
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he couldn't multitask0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!he couldn't multitask
wouldn't let me lend him my hand for help0 -
She was always giving a "Hand" to others!
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She wouldn't lend a hand0
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he would ask every girl for a hand job...0
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Made me quit my Job because he misunderstood when I told him I liked to work with my hands!0
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she would make earthen pots with her hands and then we had a whole wall made of stacked pots!0
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He hated my interior design ideas0
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broke my heart along with the pots I slaved over0
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she had ideas! oh God she had some weird ideas! about everything! no no no NO NO NO NO!!!!! couldn't take it anymore!0
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He was intimidated by my Genius!0
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wasn't into my kinky ideas for the bedroom0
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