We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Made me sit through all of her "shows" I knew them by heart!0
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took the phrase "variety is the spice of life" to heart0
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She was one of those girls who never shaved her armpits0
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Claimed to be "sugar and spice" turned out that wasn't the case!0
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She liked sweet and I was a little too spicy!0
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I couldn't have the best of both worlds0
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We were from two different worlds.0
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the galaxy exploded when our worlds collided0
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He wanted to join a cult that worships bunny slippers.
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she was a portrait.0
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She burnt all of my bunny slippers in protest, they were my favorite to wear around the house.0
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burrowed in a hole when she was embarrassed when i asked her to do new things0
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She wasn't into girls0
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Wasn't into Martians0
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always played games with me and never took me serious0
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Didn't like naked twister0
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twisted me up like a pretzel0
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Wouldn't share her girlfriend0
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Had too many girlfriends0
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Wore too much clothing0
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Always expected me to be scantily clad even in winter. Brrrr!0
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Always demanded we wore socks in bed0
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i hated socks in bed0
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Socks was my dog, she was jealous of her.0
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i felt weird with the dog always watching us0
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Dog hair everywhere0
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He mistook my hair for the dogs.0
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And we didn't even have a dog!0
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she wouldn't let me cut her hair for my wigs0
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Wigs for all parts aaargh0
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