We broke up because...
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setting too many rules0
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Had to be banished from the Kingdom.0
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He lived in Fairy tail Land0
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she wanted to be a princess
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I was a Princess and he treated me like a Peasant!0
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Just couldn't take orders0
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Ordered me around...0
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demanded subservience0
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He wanted to dominate0
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I found out that She was a Dominatrix0
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Wouldnt wear the collar i bought her
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I can't handle pain at all0
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She was always complaining :Ouch that hurts!"0
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I couldn't afford to buy her new shoes!0
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She stole my best pair of kicks.0
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He had crabs
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She caught his crabs0
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She didnt like sea food0
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She smelt like seafood
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She didnt like my profession!
What??? I was a Fisherman!!!0 -
she caught something0
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He had OCD and freaked out when I caught a cold and was leaving tissues in the wrong trash can!
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she was growing pot in her basement0
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He was against the new Colorado Marijuana Laws!0
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she couldn't deal with my jealousy0
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She keeps making laws we can't enforce0
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Thats why i'm running for Congress!
He wont support my Political dreams!0 -
LOL
She knows to get ahead on politics she got to sleep around0 -
She knows to get ahead in Politics to kick some Assssssssssss!!!
she means me!
He confuses me!0
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