We broke up because...
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He didn't want to trade legs with me! I just wanted to be taller!0
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She had a better expressionless pic than me0
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And I don't even eat meat!!0
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He took RBF to a whole new level!0
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@Spnneil06 Haha0
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He wouldn't let me paint his toenails.0
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She asked me to wear her panties.0
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Her wears panties0
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He just doesn't understand me0
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joanne882015 wrote: »He just doesn't understand me
I do but your accent is funky0 -
I like funky0
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joanne882015 wrote: »I like funky
im to wild she cantt tame me0 -
Ur to much of a flirt to tame hunni0
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joanne882015 wrote: »Ur to much of a flirt to tame hunni
Im not a flirt ! , just nice and complimentive0 -
Aww I know!!0
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Said I was to big to fit in to....0
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There just wasn't room for all of us!0
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I dinny think so0
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She didn't like the language of love!0
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The accent just got in the way!0
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She thought my lisp was an accent!0
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She imitated Cindy Brady in bed...0
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He didn't take his shoes off0
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Had an evil monkey living in her closet0
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He was a she0
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I didn't have the right equipment for the job!0
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In your top draw its rubbery and hard you do0
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bubble10005 wrote: »had a kid with someone else
Not my kid , *it really isnt*0
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