We broke up because...
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Watched too many Prison Movies!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Watched too many Prison Movies!
Was in too many x rated films0 -
Wasn't old enough to see my work!
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Caught her showing things to 19 year olds! For shame!0
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My underwear started going missing....strange0
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She was sending her underwear to College Fraternities! (For a fee of course.) 0
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She stayed up laughing and typing furiously till the wee hours of the night. Got damn annoying.0
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She flashed my doggy0
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He ate my chocolates!!!!0
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He called his little guy Doggy!0
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joanne882015 wrote: »He ate my chocolates!!!!
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Was too scottish0
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He only left me the coffee flavoured ones YUK0
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joanne882015 wrote: »He only left me the coffee flavoured ones YUK
She bit my bum after i gave her a pie to the face0 -
She doesnt like coffee? Thats it! ...I'm breaking up with you!0
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She likes the v0
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He found out about my fascination with this Ventriloquist named Troy!
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I'm totally get a divorce0
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joanne882015 wrote: »I'm totally get a divorce
DoneFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He found out about my fascination with this Ventriloquist named Troy!
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She would hover over the door everyday waiting for the mail....I felt unwanted
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Often over-exaggerated0
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If only he remembered it was my birthday
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She claimed every day was her Birthday just so she could get presents!0
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Does it have to be a special occasion to get presents tut lol0
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Im the santa and she wouldnt get off my knee0
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Does Santa put super glue on his knee?!0
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She never made sense when she talked to herself!0
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