We broke up because...

monstalosta

Didn't like her toes in the sand

slimgirljo15

He hated sand in his butt crack......caused raw spots

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was on crack!

slimgirljo15

She wanted my crack

monstalosta

Didn't share

FabulousFantasticFifty

Thought what mine was his! I dont see a ring Buddy!!!

slimgirljo15

Bought her a ring...wasn't happy it came off a *kitten* can

FabulousFantasticFifty

I never knew what she was talking about because MFP Bleeped her!

47Jacqueline

She was too complicated

SojournerThirteen

She was always bringing merchandise back after using it for only a short while

monstalosta

Love to return sex toys

Sinistrous

Was always grouchy and when I got fed up with it, wouldn't leave me alone ;-;

slimgirljo15

She'd disappear at random times...I missed her so much

lushers80

She touched my food

slimgirljo15

He wouldn't feed me

zipppee

Didn't like the raw chicken I threw at it!!

slimgirljo15

Didn't like it when i threw up the raw chicken on her carpet

zipppee

Wasn't house trained

slimgirljo15

Yep didn't like it when i crapped in her bed either

Diondk

She started biting me!

slimgirljo15

He lied ...he loved it when i bit

Spnneil06

I found her bite mark on my brother!!

124mmk

I'm her brother!

Spnneil06

She was in love with my sister

slimgirljo15

I preferred her sister

Spnneil06

She gave me something

slimgirljo15

I got it from her

abbylisious

She kept trying to get me to eat apples in a garden!

Spnneil06

She stole everything I owned and then rubbed it in my face when people complimented her!

Alisontheice

Not true. I gave her everything and lavished her with compliments. It wasn't enough