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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She wanted me to sing "I like big butts" to her during sexy time. Ruined the mood!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Could only get the big O if I smacked her on the butt while doing it
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    Smacked my butt non-stop, even in public
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Had this fantastic butt from all those squats but wouldn't let me near it
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    He was a total creeper and I couldn't being him anywhere
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Kept wanting me to go places and never could stay at home -- wonder what he was hiding at home???
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,325 Member
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    He kept wanting to play hide and seek...creepy!
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
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    She Wouldn't ever play games with me!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    She thought our relationship was a game.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    He always wanted to play games. I am really competitive
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He thought we were in a relationship!
  • guitarrckr
    guitarrckr Posts: 1,717 Member
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    i thought we were in a relationship !
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    After one date he had our kids names picked!
  • guitarrckr
    guitarrckr Posts: 1,717 Member
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    lol she said "picked" ;)
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
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    He left me for a pretty guitar
  • ActiveGuy81
    ActiveGuy81 Posts: 705 Member
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    @Becka4prez‌

    She kept wanting to try to run for president, I don't know how many times I told her that she wasn't old enough yet.
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
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    jph092281 wrote: »
    @Becka4prez‌

    She kept wanting to try to run for president, I don't know how many times I told her that she wasn't old enough yet.

    I thought he was saying I could grow up to be anything I wanted.
  • ActiveGuy81
    ActiveGuy81 Posts: 705 Member
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    @Becka4prez‌

    She still hadn't grown up yet and I didn't want to be a daddy figure in a relationship.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    Nose was too wet
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,325 Member
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    She kept wanting to show her breasts to everyone!

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