We broke up because...
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Wanted me to shave my belly button! I refused0
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He was soooooo hairy.0
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Had a belly ring, but couldn't see it because of all his hair, when I finally saw it I laughed at him and he got offended, one thing led to anther and he ended up leaving!0
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Cause she laughed at the ring
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He always called me Momma and made me feel old! ;p0
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She didn't like me calling her a hot momma, had some hang up about it.0
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Wouldn't cosplay as Lara croft, said I was weird and had a thing0
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Kept screaming momma at everyone0
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He didn't like the yo-mama jokes0
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Just couldn't tell jokes0
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Just couldn't understand jokes0
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Joked at the worst times and made me fee self Conscious!0
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She would take all the jokes in a sexual tone and will get aroused and self conscious0
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Didnt get that self conscious and excitement didnt coincide with each other!0
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She was way too dumb for me0
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He was rude!
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She wasn't in the mood0
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He ruined the mood!0
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She was so gullible0
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He ran away with the gardener0
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The Gardener was MORE irresistible!
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She was the Gardner all this while. How was I to know today would be a proxy. But damn that new Gardner was such a hot chick too0
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He lost the key to my heart!0
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Tried to change my bum and make me a bottle!!
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You lost my key!!!BrendanDunn wrote: »
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You watch to many soaps0
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She doesnt like to use soap!
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