We broke up because...
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She wasn't madonna0
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He didnt want a Virgin, just someone like a Virgin!0
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Her Papa was a preacher0
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Called me papa0
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He was A Devil Worshipper
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She had a blue dress0
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Hated my choice in clothing! He thought he was a Fashionista!0
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tried to dress me in what she wanted me to wear0
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He dressed like this!!!
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Bahahahhaha.
I'm never breaking up with her, she's too funny.0 -
she wouldn't leave Fab! I thought there was something fishy going on! no pun intended0
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Her heart belonged to fab0
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She called me a she so I had to show her I hadn't had the operation yet0
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He showed me alright! Problem was it was within 50 yards of an Elementary School!
He's in jail now!0 -
hahahaha
She set me up! gave me directions that were supposedly to her house.0 -
Men!!! Can never follow directions!
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she was always telling me how and where to drive. Even when she wasn't in the car0
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Giving directions to everyone to our house0
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He never listened! in one ear out the next!0
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She discovered I took the batteries out of my hearing aides on purpose
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Omg she was letting him put it in her ear....0
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She freaked out over my ear fetish0
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It was the other fetishes that scared me0
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She lies, no fetish is too scary for her!
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She was a little too blunt and honest! and not the good blunt0
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He found my stash!0
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she had enough pot in her house to supply Willie Nelson for a year0
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he made me leave Colorado
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She didn't want to trade mountains for the beach0
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I wouldnt trade grass for sand! 0
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