We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            damn selfish Jo, where's the my friend is your friend hahaha
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            I tried to give him a big buff friend but he didn't want him
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            Wasn't into threesomes with her boyfriend0
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            Because we were everyday toghether0
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            Because the closet was too cramped!0
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            Because he was a Jag!!! ;p0
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            kept those legs closed0
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            He didnt like that I wore a Chastity belt!0
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            I wasn't into the S&M when she whipped me with her belt. It really hurt!0
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            She was such a Baby I barely touch her and she screams "Owwwww!!!!"0
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            I wanted it way rougher0
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            I was willing to entertain her desires, but when it was her turn, she left me tied to the bedpost to answer the phone and didn't come back till 4 hours later0
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            Didnt appreciate the fact ...i did come back...eventually
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            and she squeezed aspirin between her knees.0
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            she was into old wives tales0
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            Told everybody I was the Old Wife and that I had a Tail!
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            she could clear a coffee table with that tail.......0
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            She was jealous that others chased my tail!
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            she craved the pursuit.....0
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            She never chased me!
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            she thought I would, like, get in line.....ha0
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            She wouldnt fight for me!0
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            ohhhhh what a drama queen0
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            She didnt like that I was a theater performer0
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            you've never lived until the after party was at your house......ugh0
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            She didnt approve of my Friends0
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            she brought home all the strays0
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            Her friends said I wasn't fabulous enough for their clique
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            She misheard because they called her TOO Fabulous!!!0
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There was too much confusion0 
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