Worst Pick-Up Lines You've been told:
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marthaelisa80
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Corny, cheesy, lame, or WTH! We've all experienced them at one point in time. So what was the pick-up line that made you want to flee the scene or beat the ____ out of someone?
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gorgeous costume (was at a scifi convention), but it would look so much better in a rumpled heap beside my bed.
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LisaRoloff wrote: »gorgeous costume (was at a scifi convention), but it would look so much better in a rumpled heap beside my bed.
Wow, mine was, You want to have my baby? I told my mom you were going o be my wife!0 -
On a scale from one to the human centipede how close am I to that *kitten*0
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You're like a prized bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you (ew!)0
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whitneysin wrote: »You're like a prized bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you (ew!)
Dear...God!!!0 -
whitneysin wrote: »You're like a prized bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you (ew!)
I want to beat the guy up for you! Lol let me take my earrings off first! Lol
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asflatasapancake wrote: »I wouldn't know because I don't "pick up" on those type of signals. There was someone who told me that she had been watching me in the weight room and thought I had a nice body. Although she was good looking and drunk at the time, I found it a little weird that she was watching me in the weight room and told me about it.
Stalker!
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I never get hit on so no corny line from me sigh.0
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Mine was.....your eyes are as green as your salad.....my response: my eyes are blue dumbass0
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You're going to be working here a while won't you?...cuz it doesn't look like that *kitten* is going to quit" - me probably0
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again xx0
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Nice shoes.... Let's *kitten*.0
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marthaelisa80 wrote: »whitneysin wrote: »You're like a prized bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you (ew!)
I want to beat the guy up for you! Lol let me take my earrings off first! Lol
@marthaelisa80 Haha, thank you! It was pretty gross.
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(From a very drunk guy at a party, slurring his words) "It's kind of chilly. Do you know what people do when they get hypothermia? They get in the same sleeping bag and roll around naked. You down?"0
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Nobody likes me. No one hits on me0
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Guy: Hey are you angel?
Girl: no stay/ get lost/ F off... Etc.
Guy: ok good, cause I was hoping you were a slut0 -
Her: You're cute. Wanna hear a poem?
Me: Thank you. Okay.
Her: Roses are red, but roses suck. Come with me to my place and let's #*$k.
Me: Yeah.....no. But thanks.0 -
whitneysin wrote: »(From a very drunk guy at a party, slurring his words) "It's kind of chilly. Do you know what people do when they get hypothermia? They get in the same sleeping bag and roll around naked. You down?"
Haha stupid! Well at least he knew whay hypothermia is. Lol0
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