Worst Pick-Up Lines You've been told:

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marthaelisa80
marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
edited May 2015 in Chit-Chat
Corny, cheesy, lame, or WTH! We've all experienced them at one point in time. So what was the pick-up line that made you want to flee the scene or beat the ____ out of someone?
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  • LisaRoloff
    LisaRoloff Posts: 43 Member
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    gorgeous costume (was at a scifi convention), but it would look so much better in a rumpled heap beside my bed.
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
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    LisaRoloff wrote: »
    gorgeous costume (was at a scifi convention), but it would look so much better in a rumpled heap beside my bed.

    Wow, mine was, You want to have my baby? I told my mom you were going o be my wife!
  • crawfzilla
    crawfzilla Posts: 153 Member
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    On a scale from one to the human centipede how close am I to that *kitten*
  • whitneysin
    whitneysin Posts: 605 Member
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    You're like a prized bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you (ew!)
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
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    whitneysin wrote: »
    You're like a prized bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you (ew!)

    Dear...God!!!
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
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    whitneysin wrote: »
    You're like a prized bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you (ew!)

    I want to beat the guy up for you! Lol let me take my earrings off first! Lol
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
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    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    I wouldn't know because I don't "pick up" on those type of signals. There was someone who told me that she had been watching me in the weight room and thought I had a nice body. Although she was good looking and drunk at the time, I found it a little weird that she was watching me in the weight room and told me about it.

    Stalker!
  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
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    I never get hit on so no corny line from me sigh.
  • TigerLilly98a
    TigerLilly98a Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Mine was.....your eyes are as green as your salad.....my response: my eyes are blue dumbass
  • ErickIbarra
    ErickIbarra Posts: 15 Member
    edited June 2015
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    You're going to be working here a while won't you?...cuz it doesn't look like that *kitten* is going to quit" - me probably
  • coleycoley5
    coleycoley5 Posts: 265 Member
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    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again xx
  • tat2cookie
    tat2cookie Posts: 1,902 Member
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    Nice shoes.... Let's *kitten*.
  • whitneysin
    whitneysin Posts: 605 Member
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    marthaelisa80 wrote: »
    whitneysin wrote: »
    You're like a prized bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you (ew!)

    I want to beat the guy up for you! Lol let me take my earrings off first! Lol

    @marthaelisa80 Haha, thank you! It was pretty gross.
  • whitneysin
    whitneysin Posts: 605 Member
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    (From a very drunk guy at a party, slurring his words) "It's kind of chilly. Do you know what people do when they get hypothermia? They get in the same sleeping bag and roll around naked. You down?"
  • StrongAndHealthyMommy
    StrongAndHealthyMommy Posts: 1,255 Member
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    Nobody likes me. No one hits on me
  • crawfzilla
    crawfzilla Posts: 153 Member
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    Guy: Hey are you angel?
    Girl: no stay/ get lost/ F off... Etc.
    Guy: ok good, cause I was hoping you were a slut
  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
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    Her: You're cute. Wanna hear a poem?
    Me: Thank you. Okay.
    Her: Roses are red, but roses suck. Come with me to my place and let's #*$k.
    Me: Yeah.....no. But thanks.
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
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    whitneysin wrote: »
    (From a very drunk guy at a party, slurring his words) "It's kind of chilly. Do you know what people do when they get hypothermia? They get in the same sleeping bag and roll around naked. You down?"

    Haha stupid! Well at least he knew whay hypothermia is. Lol

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