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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Is snuggled up with his 20 wives right at this minute.
    OK wife #19, slide over a little
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Loved work so much he divorced all his wives to devote more time to it.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Loved work so much he divorced all his wives to devote more time to it.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    She has 4 pet monkeys.
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
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    She Loves to have fried rats for breakfast
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Studied astrophysics with the intent of initiating his own private space exploration program. Sadly, this venture is temporarily stalled while he works to raise additional funds by selling ice cream to small children.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Pushes the children out of the way so he can get the ice cream first.
  • mraudit2000
    mraudit2000 Posts: 69 Member
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    Loves tango dancing with people from Russia.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
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    Formerly a voice talent for a group of Muppets that, unfortunately, were recently killed in a tragic traffic accident while moving between venues while shooting a film scheduled for late-fall release. Apparently, @mraudit2000 is sadly between engagements, though there is some hope that he'll get the voice-talent bit for a CGI toilet-paper commercial where the Charmin finally squeezes back.
  • jmalexander77
    jmalexander77 Posts: 494 Member
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    Has the days of the week stamped on his undies...
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
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    She stole my Doritos.
  • ExileFromTheNorth
    ExileFromTheNorth Posts: 3,038 Member
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    Lied about the dorito's being theirs, as they'd stole them initially from me!
  • pbedolla21
    pbedolla21 Posts: 4 Member
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    Wears super man underwear and a cape while running around the house on a mission to save his doritos!
  • Jag7694
    Jag7694 Posts: 1,410 Member
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    Eats yogurt out of her shoe
  • ExileFromTheNorth
    ExileFromTheNorth Posts: 3,038 Member
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    Has a fetish about yoghurt eaters
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited June 2015
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    He's from the South and has a Mani/Pedi addiction! ;p
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
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    She stole my red lipstick... I want it back miss lady
  • 9mike
    9mike Posts: 839 Member
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    don't shave her legs
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Does shave his legs
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Likes to wax his back

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