Post a lie about the person above

sweetandsassyred

He's real abusive to his women.

rosnigetsfit

He eats eggs only.

kjm3579

Never eats eggs

slimgirljo15

Has a harem of mfp women at his beck and call

kjm3579

Is part of my harem

rosnigetsfit

never smiles

kjm3579

Tickles me til I smile

Spnneil06

Pees when he get's tickled, so it makes him smile.

LiftingRiot

Pees from her finger

Jag7694

Drives around in his pink Prius throwing skittles yelling taste the rainbow!

sweetandsassyred

I seen him push and old person out of the way at the grocery store. I've got to say that was kind of mean.

PewterSky

She is planning to appear on the show 'The bachelorette' next season

LiftingRiot

Walked into a restaurant that said "Free WIFI" on the window and tried to order some to go.

PewterSky

This guy doesn't have a single funny bone in his body.

LiftingRiot

She towels off before she bathes, not after.

PewterSky

Washes his hair annually, on his birthday.

kjm3579

Is taking me out to dinner after work today

Jag7694

Is waiting on me and Pewtersky at dinner. Glad she's bringing our waiter.

MartialPanda

has a secret obsession with taylor swift.

PewterSky

Is currently researching on The blue brain project

Alisontheice

She has zero fashion sense.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Keeps Tanya Harding's thug's numbers on speed dial (Just in case!)

Alisontheice

Um….aren't these supposed to be lies?
She is my thug that's how she knows this

kjm3579

Hangs with a bunch of thugs

PewterSky

Is getting beat up by Ali's thugs today

aPiratesLife31

Thinks Pink is my color

PewterSky

Doesn't know that Neon orange is his true colour!

JustJewels18

She hates brushing her hair

aPiratesLife31

Sent me a neon orange speedo

taco_inspector

@petebostich just loves wearing ties and sitting around. Nearly became a senator from Illinois, if it weren't for that damned Speedo and some silly Federal laws...