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      Has an obsession wit Twizzlers! Buy them by the truck load!
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      Loves ballet
      mattyc772014 wrote: »
      Has been known to put first dates in a sleeper hold because she can.

      Lol what does that mean? I'm british so may not know this saying...or I'm dumb haha
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      @baby_firefly_666 Just a joke. A sleeper hold is wrestling move that can put your opponent to sleep. Google it and you will see what it looks like. Basically wrapping your arms around someones head till they pass out. lol
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      mattyc772014 wrote: »
      @baby_firefly_666 Just a joke. A sleeper hold is wrestling move that can put your opponent to sleep. Google it and you will see what it looks like. Basically wrapping your arms around someones head till they pass out. lol

      I just googled it haha sorry I was having a dopey moment :lol:
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