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slimgirljo15

thequeeneleanor wrote: »

Mfp?

Myfitnesspal

thequeeneleanor

Really

slimgirljo15

Lol.....wears only purple and doesn't speak any english

Jag7694

Talks in cursive!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Watches Barney every morning before work!

Jag7694

Plays baby bop on Barney!

slimgirljo15

Lives in at tent in the local supermarket car lot

Alisontheice

Auditioned to be a tele tubby

BaconBae

She's really Elsa, The Ice Princess

slimgirljo15

Those are not her teeth

Jag7694

Is really olaf

FabulousFantasticFifty

Has no Wit whatsoever!

Jag7694

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Has no Wit whatsoever!

True I shall retreat to my hole now!

slimgirljo15

Really did go back to his hole

Alisontheice

Sings the high parts in a barbershop quartet

Jag7694

Sings the tenor in said quartet

FabulousFantasticFifty

Thinks a Quartet consists of seven!

Alisontheice

Plays bagpipes

Jag7694

Is bagpipes

Alisontheice

Tap dances in his spare time. Even creates new moves. Should see his latest

Jag7694

She's seen all my moves

Alisontheice

Has a collection of vanity fair magazines

FabulousFantasticFifty

Doesn't even own a pair of skates!

StrongAndHealthyMommy

thequeeneleanor wrote: »

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StrongAndHealthyMommy wrote: »

It's a famous movie director

Shes ugly

Than sweet. Thanks.

To slimgirljo15 she was born as he

slimgirljo15

Uncle was a monkey

taco_inspector

˙˙˙ʇuǝɯǝsɐq ɹǝɥ uᴉ sǝlʞuɐ ʎɯ ʎq ƃuᴉƃuɐɥ ǝɯ sɐɥ llᴉʇs ǝɥS

slimgirljo15

Shhhhh .... he is not handcuffed by his ankles in my basement .....

Alisontheice

She doesn't own a set of handcuffs

Jag7694

Left me handcuffed to the bed...again

taco_inspector

Has learned to skate in ankle restraints, since she's "misplaced" the keys so many times; believes that it helps her work on Twizzles