Worst Pick-Up Lines You've been told:

marthaelisa80
marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
edited May 2015 in Chit-Chat
Corny, cheesy, lame, or WTH! We've all experienced them at one point in time. So what was the pick-up line that made you want to flee the scene or beat the ____ out of someone?
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  • LisaRoloff
    LisaRoloff Posts: 43 Member
    gorgeous costume (was at a scifi convention), but it would look so much better in a rumpled heap beside my bed.
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
    LisaRoloff wrote: »
    gorgeous costume (was at a scifi convention), but it would look so much better in a rumpled heap beside my bed.

    Wow, mine was, You want to have my baby? I told my mom you were going o be my wife!
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  • crawfzilla
    crawfzilla Posts: 153 Member
    On a scale from one to the human centipede how close am I to that *kitten*
  • whitneysin
    whitneysin Posts: 605 Member
    You're like a prized bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you (ew!)
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    whitneysin wrote: »
    You're like a prized bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you (ew!)

    Dear...God!!!
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
    whitneysin wrote: »
    You're like a prized bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you (ew!)

    I want to beat the guy up for you! Lol let me take my earrings off first! Lol
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  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    I wouldn't know because I don't "pick up" on those type of signals. There was someone who told me that she had been watching me in the weight room and thought I had a nice body. Although she was good looking and drunk at the time, I found it a little weird that she was watching me in the weight room and told me about it.

    Stalker!
  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
    I never get hit on so no corny line from me sigh.
  • TigerLilly98a
    TigerLilly98a Posts: 1,051 Member
    Mine was.....your eyes are as green as your salad.....my response: my eyes are blue dumbass
  • ErickIbarra
    ErickIbarra Posts: 15 Member
    edited June 2015
    You're going to be working here a while won't you?...cuz it doesn't look like that *kitten* is going to quit" - me probably
  • coleycoley5
    coleycoley5 Posts: 265 Member
    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again xx
  • tat2cookie
    tat2cookie Posts: 1,899 Member
    Nice shoes.... Let's *kitten*.
  • whitneysin
    whitneysin Posts: 605 Member
    marthaelisa80 wrote: »
    whitneysin wrote: »
    You're like a prized bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you (ew!)

    I want to beat the guy up for you! Lol let me take my earrings off first! Lol

    @marthaelisa80 Haha, thank you! It was pretty gross.
  • whitneysin
    whitneysin Posts: 605 Member
    (From a very drunk guy at a party, slurring his words) "It's kind of chilly. Do you know what people do when they get hypothermia? They get in the same sleeping bag and roll around naked. You down?"
  • StrongAndHealthyMommy
    StrongAndHealthyMommy Posts: 1,255 Member
    Nobody likes me. No one hits on me
  • crawfzilla
    crawfzilla Posts: 153 Member
    Guy: Hey are you angel?
    Girl: no stay/ get lost/ F off... Etc.
    Guy: ok good, cause I was hoping you were a slut
  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
    Her: You're cute. Wanna hear a poem?
    Me: Thank you. Okay.
    Her: Roses are red, but roses suck. Come with me to my place and let's #*$k.
    Me: Yeah.....no. But thanks.
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
    whitneysin wrote: »
    (From a very drunk guy at a party, slurring his words) "It's kind of chilly. Do you know what people do when they get hypothermia? They get in the same sleeping bag and roll around naked. You down?"

    Haha stupid! Well at least he knew whay hypothermia is. Lol
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
    KBjimAZ wrote: »
    Her: You're cute. Wanna hear a poem?
    Me: Thank you. Okay.
    Her: Roses are red, but roses suck. Come with me to my place and let's #*$k.
    Me: Yeah.....no. But thanks.

    That's horrible, it doesn't even sound right! That be a turn off from me too!
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
    tat2cookie wrote: »
    Nice shoes.... Let's *kitten*.

    Wow! Straight to the point! Smh
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
    coleycoley5 wrote: »
    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again xx

    Now that's a corny line! Lol
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
    A guy approached me at a bar with "Your eyes are so beautiful, are they real?" Smh as I walked away
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
    cicamica77 wrote: »
    A guy approached me at a bar with "Your eyes are so beautiful, are they real?" Smh as I walked away

    So he first tried to compliment you, then insulted you? Some guys are just pathetic! Smh too! Lol
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
    marthaelisa80 wrote: »
    cicamica77 wrote: »
    A guy approached me at a bar with "Your eyes are so beautiful, are they real?" Smh as I walked away

    So he first tried to compliment you, then insulted you? Some guys are just pathetic! Smh too! Lol

    Exactly. The best part is he asked my gf, who I was with, why I walked away. :)
  • Jag7694
    Jag7694 Posts: 1,410 Member
    Do you have some Italian in you?
    No
    Want to?
  • Bennysammysofie39
    Bennysammysofie39 Posts: 199 Member
    edited June 2015
    Your friends really hot. B)
  • Bennysammysofie39
    Bennysammysofie39 Posts: 199 Member
    whitneysin wrote: »
    (From a very drunk guy at a party, slurring his words) "It's kind of chilly. Do you know what people do when they get hypothermia? They get in the same sleeping bag and roll around naked. You down?"

    I've gotta use that one!!! Lol
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
    Jag7694 wrote: »
    Do you have some Italian in you?
    No
    Want to?

    You almost made me spit out my water! Hahaha

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