Worst Pick-Up Lines You've been told:

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  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
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    KBjimAZ wrote: »
    Her: You're cute. Wanna hear a poem?
    Me: Thank you. Okay.
    Her: Roses are red, but roses suck. Come with me to my place and let's #*$k.
    Me: Yeah.....no. But thanks.

    That's horrible, it doesn't even sound right! That be a turn off from me too!
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
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    tat2cookie wrote: »
    Nice shoes.... Let's *kitten*.

    Wow! Straight to the point! Smh
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
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    coleycoley5 wrote: »
    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again xx

    Now that's a corny line! Lol
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
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    A guy approached me at a bar with "Your eyes are so beautiful, are they real?" Smh as I walked away
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
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    cicamica77 wrote: »
    A guy approached me at a bar with "Your eyes are so beautiful, are they real?" Smh as I walked away

    So he first tried to compliment you, then insulted you? Some guys are just pathetic! Smh too! Lol
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,731 Member
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    marthaelisa80 wrote: »
    cicamica77 wrote: »
    A guy approached me at a bar with "Your eyes are so beautiful, are they real?" Smh as I walked away

    So he first tried to compliment you, then insulted you? Some guys are just pathetic! Smh too! Lol

    Exactly. The best part is he asked my gf, who I was with, why I walked away. :)
  • Jag7694
    Jag7694 Posts: 1,410 Member
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    Do you have some Italian in you?
    No
    Want to?
  • Bennysammysofie39
    Bennysammysofie39 Posts: 199 Member
    edited June 2015
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    Your friends really hot. B)
  • Bennysammysofie39
    Bennysammysofie39 Posts: 199 Member
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    whitneysin wrote: »
    (From a very drunk guy at a party, slurring his words) "It's kind of chilly. Do you know what people do when they get hypothermia? They get in the same sleeping bag and roll around naked. You down?"

    I've gotta use that one!!! Lol
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
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    Jag7694 wrote: »
    Do you have some Italian in you?
    No
    Want to?

    You almost made me spit out my water! Hahaha

  • katkins3
    katkins3 Posts: 1,360 Member
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    My face is free if you are looking for somewhere to sit.
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
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    katkins3 wrote: »
    My face is free if you are looking for somewhere to sit.

    Lord! That's just wrong! What did you say after?
  • softblondechick
    softblondechick Posts: 1,276 Member
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    I bet you have never been with a woman...you don't know what you are missing...

    No thanks.
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
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    softblondechick wrote: »
    I bet you have never been with a woman...you don't know what you are missing...

    No thanks.

    LOL No kidding!
  • Jag7694
    Jag7694 Posts: 1,410 Member
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    This actually worked for a friend! She must have been a sucker.

    You're all curves and I got no brakes!

    She laughed and the rest of that night was history.
  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
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    Jag7694 wrote: »
    This actually worked for a friend! She must have been a sucker.

    You're all curves and I got no brakes!

    She laughed and the rest of that night was history.


    Cute! But not easy to pull off. LOL
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
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    I was never a "line" guy but I saw a girl at a party who I knew from the gym and she had an incredible ASSet :) She caught me looking and I said "Listen, I can't help it, I just keep picturing being in a shower with you and leaning over your shoulder to see the water roll off that perfect ASSet" She laughed walked away..................but came back later ;-)
  • mwall2
    mwall2 Posts: 28 Member
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    Wasn't told to me.. It was said to a friend.

    "How much does a polar bear weigh?.... Enough to break the ice "


    So cheesy
  • Elle_Bronwyn15
    Elle_Bronwyn15 Posts: 296 Member
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    *Turns to blonde friend* "Wanna date me?"
    *Turns to brunette friend* "...Do you want to go out?"
    *Last resort, turns to me...*"How about you?"

    -_-

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