We broke up because...
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i actually hate pickles!arian10daddy wrote: »she kept @arian10daddy 's diick in a pickle jar and it freaked me out
she liked pickles too much!
he didn't realize that i only liked parts of the male anatomy that resembled pickes, not actual pickles0 -
She refused to try my pickle0
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i actually hate pickles!arian10daddy wrote: »she kept @arian10daddy 's diick in a pickle jar and it freaked me out
she liked pickles too much!
he didn't realize that i only liked parts of the male anatomy that resembled pickes, not actual pickles
she liked the parts and she liked to pickle the parts even more! Called 'em her dictories...0 -
He was an asshat0
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We didn't0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »He was an asshat
in other words I was the hat that covered her...0 -
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she couldn't make a decision if she wanted to stay or leave0
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She refused to turn around0
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I wanted to stay...she wanted me to leave
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his neck was fixed at that angle...0
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didn't realize the Kama Sutra existed and there were a myriad of things to try0
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Didnt realise Id already done them all
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she would try weird poses that would stretch my hamstrings... I told her I couldn't even thrust in that pose but she was damn pushy!0
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she wanted to try all the 64 positions mentioned in one night,0
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He didn't have any stamina0
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she couldn't keep me hard... or maybe I had lost interest in her!0
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wasn't willing to teach me the tricks of the trade0
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she was tricky in love...0
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I was jealous of his sweet facial hair.
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wouldn't give me any treats when i said "trick or treat" on Halloween0
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she would trick me into treating her
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Yup...couldn't find anything nice to say about him any longer0
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arian10daddy wrote: »she would trick me into treating her
his treats were so tasty, but she had to get ready for an early trip to work0 -
she would build up the moment and leave me drooling and hanging... literally!
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till next time 0
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she broke up with me till next time!
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