We broke up because...

She told me I lived in a fantasy world
Haha

She didn't like my cats.

He wouldnt lie still while i worked lol

I don't feel she napped enough.

He left and didn't even come back with applesauce.

she had strange cravings in the middle of the night

I didn't like apples.

There's only so many people you can hit for starring at your hottie girlfriend,

He was so hardcore! I liked it but then it got to be too much

She started a biker gang in an attempt to be rebellious.