We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I was getting too old for her0
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I thought he was 25, he wasnt!0
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I lied about my age, she thought I was older0
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He was jail bait!
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she wouldn't join me skateboarding0
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he was trying to get me to break a Hip!
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she farted in bed0
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he was a fart smeller0
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He called people names!0
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Couldn't speak Japanese0
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Couldnt speak Swahili!0
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haha She was always talking gibberish0
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He wouldnt take the time to learn my language! Which is clearly saying Goodnight Sir!
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She would speak different languages with her friends and giggle about me0
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He always made me Giggle so much I'd Pee a little!
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had no bladder control0
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Wouldn't let me use the bathroom so he could make me pee myself and laugh at me0
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she used to pee herself whenever anyone laughed.. we had to buy many chairs in restaurants... cost me my home
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She always shared TMI0
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Tmi was apparently some guy that her and her ex fought over, she couldn't let it go!0
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Said I never listened to her and she couldn't let it go...or something like that. wasn't paying attention..0
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He was always just staring off into the distance. Creeped me out.0
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Always thought I was staring into space, but I was staring at her breasts.0
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Would never look me in the eyes. To this day can't tell me what color they are.0
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She kept wanting to see my glass eye.0
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He was blind. And felt his way around my family! My mom felt violated0
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Found me messing with her mom. It was purely accidental, though...I swear ;-)0
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He fell in love with my mom!!!! And they wanted me to be the flower girl at their wedding!0
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She got annoyed with me telling her she looks like Ingrid michaelson0
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She really wanted Ingrid not me0
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