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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    Slapped me across the face when I didn't know who Ingrid Michaelson was.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He didn't like how rough I got in the bedroom.
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    She kept tying me up... It would have been great if I knew who she was
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    She didn't quite understand that bleeding was not what I signed up for.
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    He kept getting me confused for other people
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I tied her up because I wanted to keep her, is that so wrong???
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    My alzheimers got in the way.
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    Now that u mention it... We don't have to break up
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She wouldn't break up with jaxass!! Broke my heart.
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    She wouldn't break up with jaxass!! Broke my heart.

    Lol wait I did didn't I?! No broken heart. I guess I'll go get the rope again
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    We lost our jobs cause we were in bed all day.
  • SherrieTrifle
    SherrieTrifle Posts: 148 Member
    Didn't appreciate the freedom that joblessness offers
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Made me fat!! Force fed me to keep me.
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    We lost our jobs cause we were in bed all day.

    Where did you expect me to go I'm still tied up
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I forgot to untie her before I went on vacation to visit my family, it was a tragic homecoming. RIP!
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    I forgot to untie her before I went on vacation to visit my family, it was a tragic homecoming. RIP!

    Lol Jesus! I died that quick

    We broke up Because she secretly wanted me dead
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    We didn't break up, she haunts me every night
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    Said she was visiting family but ended up visiting Spnneil06 instead and left me tied up all weekend.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was dating my woman!! No acceptable sir!
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    edited June 2015
    jaxass wrote: »
    Said she was visiting family but ended up visiting Spnneil06 instead and left me tied up all weekend.

    So I left you tied up and went to her she tied me up and left me and I died so I never came back… Sorry it's my job to haunt her
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    Didn't realize I was dating 2 women, who happen to like to tie each other up.
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    Well now you do how do you feel about that
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    Not good. Do you know how difficult it is to find 2 women who like to be tied up who date men?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Go away. I just want the lady! Lol
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    Boy, if I had a dime for every time I heard that...
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Lol
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    She had too many puppies following her around kissing her legs…I think puppies was a euphemism for something else
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She was jealous of my followers even though she has more than me!
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I don't like sharing.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She kept me in the basement so nobody could ever see me!

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