We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I told him I like my eggs over-easy, please, he always tried to make them scrambled0
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Obsessed with eggs ...0
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Wouldn't allow eggs in the house. Weird0
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She kept writing about her exes in her songs, like Taylor Swift..scurred to know what she was going to say about me!
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She was scurred!0
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He scarred me for life after I saw how he slept!0
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She would never clear the timer on the microwave!
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he was always skirting the issue of how he slept...0
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She was always wearing my skirts!0
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she wanted ME to wear a skirt0
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he had too many school girl fantasies.0
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she wouldn't fulfill my fantasies0
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He was fantasizing about Miss R and I wouldnt have that!0
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she was jealous of how I looked in my little uniform......0
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So thats why she doesnt like my Girl Scout Uniform! Too much competition!!!0
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she doesn't look so good in green....0
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I kept hearing about these little outfits but never got to see em!0
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She was always green with Envy for everything that I had! It wasn't enough that I'd share, she wanted it for just her alone!0
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she dressed like a leprechaun0
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He didnt like my Irish Heritage; either that... or maybe because I was short!0
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the Irish whiskey has been her undoing.........0
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She drank like a fish0
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He thinks fish really drink! He acted like a Donkey!
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she wanted to ride a donkey naked, like Lady Godiva0
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she never rode naked!0
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she thought I should fry bacon naked0
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She wouldnt make my bacon sarnie in the buff!0
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Kept asking for a bacon sarnie...got angry when i didn't know what it was0
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Had limited exposure to the finer things in life0
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Distance did not make our love stronger...she wouldn't move to australia...too many deadly critters she said 0
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