We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

buffer221

would never go beyond Australia

slimgirljo15

I told him i was coming to scotland ...he was packed up and gone when i showed up

Spnneil06

She suddenly took off to Scotland in the middle of the night!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She chased after Slim and ended up staying in Scotland!

SuzyQAzureblue

She had too much scotch to drink

FabulousFantasticFifty

I didn't even like Scotch, but that's all she would buy!

slimgirljo15

Drank all the scotch...none for me

g44219

she was a mean drunk

MissRheingold

he's never drunk Rheingold beer

g44219

She wouldn't share her Rheingold!

slimgirljo15

Not breaking up...tying you up in my basement

madhu1981

she asked too many positions in a night

g44219

he wasn't flexible

Misshodge64

I didn't have FACEBOOK

g44219

she saw my facebook chat messages

arian10daddy

he shared his FB account with another woman!

MissRheingold

he never told me he was on Facebook!! living a secret life!

arian10daddy

she was too 'pre historic' per say

BaconBae

called me old, but i was only a few years older than him

arian10daddy

she considered age in love! She didn't believe when I said she was beautiful! Then what am I to say?

BaconBae

he didn't understand that it wasn't enough just saying it; i wanted him to make me feel beautiful too

MissRheingold

you say 'bring on the cougars!'

arian10daddy

I said I liked Cougars, the mountain loins, she took it for the other meaning!

MissRheingold

well YA!! Guess he couldn't handle a sugar mama

PewterSky

Wouldn't be my sugar mama

madhu1981

She often asked Bridge position ; it was too difficult for me

arian10daddy

he was delusional

slimgirljo15

Had cooties

arian10daddy

had cuties

PewterSky

Had a thing for cuties. I wasn't cute enough.