We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

determined_ella

because he thought I knew how to use photoshop... the accusations were hurtful : ( try again?

marcelo_templario

Has a mysterious past.

Alisontheice

Has no past....like seriously his life is so boring nothing happened

determined_ella

could predict the future... told me my day of death... that unnerved me

Alisontheice

I talked in my sleep...she thought I was predicting the future. Nah

TheBeerRunner

I hid her corkscrew and that didn't go over well...

determined_ella

I took his marbles

buffer221

took away all my toys

FabulousFantasticFifty

He spent too much money on Batteries!

buffer221

always complaining about her batteries being flat

TheBeerRunner

He never wore anything under the kilt.

slimgirljo15

He loved his beer more than me

FabulousFantasticFifty

She never let me buy Beer!

Alisontheice

I drank her beer...she was mad

TheBeerRunner

I brought home the wrong kind of wine.

slimgirljo15

Shot him....the wrong wine is a fatal offense

professionalHobbyist

She loved to whine

But she really needed corkscrewed..

slimgirljo15

...the look he wanted on my face every minute

FabulousFantasticFifty

She knows what I like! And that's just uncalled for!

TheBeerRunner

She drank the last beer

FabulousFantasticFifty

He had a sharpie in every room of the house and he wrote "MINE" on everything!!!

SherrieTrifle

Didn't respect boundaries.

Spnneil06

Would wear three layers of clothes to bed.

airdale8263

She would not share the blanket.

Spnneil06

He wanted to sleep with 10 blankets!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She called me her Lap puppet!
hahahahahahahaha!

Spnneil06

If the shoe fits! lol

TheBeerRunner

FabulousFantasticFifty

He's obsessed with his Ex!

Alisontheice

She is an exhibitionist