Post a lie about the person above

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  • OreoFilling
    OreoFilling Posts: 19 Member
    Has been at jax's hotel room with over 10 people...
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    was filming it all happen
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is in possession of said film and has watched it while ....ummm relaxing :p
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Produced and is now distributing the aforementioned film, but got a little tweaked that @siport has posted some of that film online.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Never learned to ride a bicycle
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Refuses to drive a car and always rides a bicycle
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
    He likes to meow in his sleep
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    She purrs as I brush her hair....

    (OK, "purring" does kinda sound like dialing the police, right?)
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    His name isn't Stan…it's Frank
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has wine flowing through her veins..
    Ooops supposed to be a lie :D ..
  • berndanddana
    berndanddana Posts: 114 Member
    Eats peanut butter while she roller skates
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    Likes to lick peanut butter from my .........spoon?
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Tells everyone he's much older than he is so people always say how great he looks for his age.
  • TheRealBill
    TheRealBill Posts: 28 Member
    Walks around nearly naked, wearing a bedsheet like a big diaper when no one is looking.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Walks around with a cocktail in his hand like all the time
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    Played Elsa the Ice Princess with Disney on Ice
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    After much introspection, discovered that she still likes cream-filled doughnuts covered in granular sugar.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is illiterate...can't post on mfp
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
    Her post count is shown in Belarussian Rubles (currently trading at 15475.00:1 with the US dollar) - So her post above is only her second post! Welcome to the MFP Community @slimgirljo15 :)
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He writes manuals for putting together Ikea furniture -- he always leaves a few important details out, because he HATES humankind!
  • ChantalGG
    ChantalGG Posts: 2,404 Member
    she is my identical twin sister.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She likes to soak in Palmolive! Weirdo...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Pees in her kitchen sink
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Pees in her kitchen sink

    She dated an 18 year old
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    Scared of CLOWNS
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Works as a circus clown
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Dreams of being a toll collector on the NJ Turnpike
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Poops blue jelly beans ...and lives on burgers and coke
  • DoNotSpamMe73
    DoNotSpamMe73 Posts: 286 Member
    Loves mozzies.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Talks with kangaroos every day

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