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  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
    She eats penises for breakfast
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Pees in her kitchen sink

    gOOD ONE, slimgirljo15!!!

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Ate a worm sandwich for lunch :#
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    I peed in her sink
  • madhu1981
    madhu1981 Posts: 4,829 Member
    she never peed in toilets
  • haleklausen
    haleklausen Posts: 1,857 Member
    He has six kids from three different moms
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    madhu1981 wrote: »
    she never peed in toilets

    He has an obsession with people's bowel movements
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She starred in 3 porn movies over the last 3 months
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    Watches porn with the sound way up high.
  • titanspen214
    titanspen214 Posts: 101 Member
    Andy pansy dosent wear panties!!
  • tarekhamouda
    tarekhamouda Posts: 19 Member
    had a crush on me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Likes to wear stockings and heels down to the pub....
  • mjgrin
    mjgrin Posts: 883 Member
    She slays dragons in her spare time.
  • TrailBlazinMN
    TrailBlazinMN Posts: 209 Member
    Is a high priced Dominatrix in her spare time
  • mjgrin
    mjgrin Posts: 883 Member
    Almost beat Chuck Norris in an arm wrestling match once.
  • nomad5326
    nomad5326 Posts: 871 Member
    Has stolen items from every man she has ever dated in a glass cabinet along with a key to their house...
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    @Nomad5326 is just lazy/ He's seen here in his profile pic taken 6-years ago after waking-up after noon; having been been awakened by the noise of one of the neighbor kids riding an old dirtbike (also pictured). The foreground in his profile pic is actually a look at @Nomad5326 's front lawn. Being a lazy chap, it's gone fully feral and died due to lack of general care and water. Interesting how @Nomad5326 was such a trend-setter for the lawns in his area so many years ago...
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    Is in love with their keyboard. Wants to marry it.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    has initiated a petition movement asking the Kellogg Company to enlarge Pringle's chips. Her request wold provide a larger chip, true, but her primary reasoning is that larger chip would require a larger diameter can so that she could reach in the can without getting her hands caught. An interesting aside here is that she was forced to use a voice-to-text app to create the petition since she had both hands trapped in the evil small-sized Pringle cans at the time.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He LOVES to sneak up behind territhefrog while her hands are trapped in the Pringles container and tickle her mercilessly, till she pees her pants. then he walks away, laughing and eating a bag of cheetos.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    @suzreen won't fall for the ol' hands stuck in the Pringle's cans thing again (I think that she may be beginning to actually enjoy a good tickle while restrained...)
  • MokhtarB
    MokhtarB Posts: 29 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    @suzreen won't fall for the ol' hands stuck in the Pringle's cans thing again (I think that she may be beginning to actually enjoy a good tickle while restrained...)


    Standenvernert
    Turns into hulk due to the frustration of gaining some weight in winter!
    (I hate it) :s
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    He once wore flip flops with army jeans
  • ScottyBeBop
    ScottyBeBop Posts: 174 Member
    doesn't even like batman
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
    He hates boxing
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Is more of a Robin fan.
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Has Voldemort hitchhiking on the back of her head
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  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
    Has no sense of humor
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Talks to her reflection in long conversations

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