We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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It was freezing, didn't turn on heating0
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Complained body heat wasn't good enough0
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She turned the heat off so I would snuggle0
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She never wanted to snuggle with me0
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I made z mistake!0
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You certainly did...all your fault our split0
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Was always blaming me for her straying!
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She told me, go find someone better, and I tried, couldn't, came back and she was pisssssssed!0
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She said I reminded her of a stray cat.. always trying to escape... but now realizing that she is home I want to come back
please? 
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Last chance and she blew it yet again!!!0
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She didn't like me blowing things! Sorry had to be said0
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She was always tooting her own horn!
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I didn't even have a horn, I told her that was the neighbors music0
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Never understood my innuendos!0
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I was just a trophy wife.0
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hawanted to get to the bottom of thingsd a battery powered trophy -0
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I was embarrassed to been seen with him in public, in his hot pink bikini!0
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I was not a nudist0
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had a battery powered trophy - wanted to get to the bottom of things0
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She wasn't even a Blonde!0
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hyper this morning lol0
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He was always frisky in the Morning and I just wanted to sleep!
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She wasn't a freak in the sheets0
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too freaky in da sheets - laundry bill skyrocketed0
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He never washed his clothes0
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She mixed the reds with the whites and now I only have Pink clothes!0
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I liked her in pink! Love it!0
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Forgot that Redheads dont look good in Pink!0
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liked to play fashion police too much0
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