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Hey... .. .. She's a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader

Went into nursing not realizing that she'd have to be around so many sick people. Upon discovering the truth of the matter, she chose to specialize in geriatric oncology on the belief that the sick people she'd have to deal with wouldn't be around for long. The truly awkward bit here is that, in no small part directly attributable to her skills and excellent care, many of her patients exceed all expectations, with many experiencing various lengths of remission.

Is totally fat

Is secretly in love with Ms Piggy and is plotting to murder Kermit.

is seducing one of her students and it's a female student

That's my sister

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Hates kids

Wears granny panties

is actually a newt

Is terrified of water

Put the breakfast straight in the bin

Says he likes raw fish and waffles

Thought I said raw fish and waffles, but I said raw fish is awful.

Doesn't use a napkin, in fact doesn't even know what one is