We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    There could only be one pu$$y in our relatioship...that was mine ..
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    she wanted me to get an operation :o
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Wouldn't eat meat, but hated vegetables. Couldn't see him starve slowly so I left.
  • walkonfire5
    walkonfire5 Posts: 648 Member
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    You again, keeps knicking my greek yogurt. Hands off
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I hate greek yogurt, I just took it to get a reaction!
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
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    He wore a green.thong on.the beach
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    She refused to sing happy birthday to me unless I was elected president.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    insisted I call her Mrs. President.
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
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    She wouldn't TWERK BEFORE WORK!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She made me twerkersize with her constantly. I'm pretty sure she just made it up, but she swears it's great for the booty!
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
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    twerked during our wedding dance - just too much
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Was jealous of my mad dancing skills
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
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    her mad dancing skills made me mad lol
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He hated when I schooled him in a good dance off
  • kwiet_storm
    kwiet_storm Posts: 56 Member
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    He beat the *kitten* out of you...
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He accused my ex of abuse
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
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    your ex is a member of the mafia
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He was scared of my ex because he had an accent.

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